Are you really going to make Max that stupid backpack shirt?
No! A backpack shirt would be embarrassing.
And that hat?
Oh don't start with me! Look I just wanted to get you into the lair. I can't stand to see Justin like this.
Well I can't stand to see Justin hardly at all, but I've gotten used to it and so should you because Juliet is not coming back.
Or is she?
No, she's not! Didn't you see her hobble off into the woods? I think Mason ate her.
Alright here's a thought. Justin needs to move on and if he can't hear it from us, maybe he needs to hear it from Juliet.
But he already did hear it from her. The old lady version of her.
Yeah but come on, who listens to old people? What if you made me look like Juliet and she told him?
Harper that doesn't sound like you want to help Justin, it sounds like you want to date him.
Oh that's not it. Why is it so hard to get you Russos to do something nice for each other?
Because when you help someone your guard is down and that's when another Russo will come right behind you and trip you!
(gives Alex a look)
Okay! Fine! I'll do it! But only because you're doing all the work. I'm just waving a wand. (waves her wand) Transfix, transpose. Make Harper look like Juliet from head to toe. (casts the spell and has a shocked look on her face)
(transforms into old Juliet) Eh? How do I look?
(lying) Great! You look great! (serious) Umm...this is a lot more work than I thought. Okay alright. (waves her wand) Transfix, transpose. Make Harper look like young Juliet including the clothes.
(transforms to young Juliet)
There you go. (throws her wand to the sofa)
Testing, testing. Ooh! I even have Juliet's voice! I pale in comparison to Harper Finkle. I've always wanted to hear her say that!
Okay now go walk around Waverly Place until you bump into Justin.
And I'll tell him to just move on from Juliet. We'll have a moment but that will be it. Oh, what should we do about the backpack shirt for Max?
I'll-I'll throw something together.
Just make sure it's not shoddy workmanship. It's Harper who's making that.
Don't push it blondie.
(leaves)
(voice over) When Alex turned me into Juliet I had good intentions. But then you started asking those questions and I panicked.
(hiding)
(to Max) Max, did you see Juliet go by?
(comes out from hiding)
Psst!
(goes to Alex)
What are you doing?! You're supposed to be with Justin.
I panicked.
