Holly... I may have feelings for Gary other than hate.
Oh my god... Tina, that's fantastic!
S4I've Got a Secret
I hate her!
Then you might be sending mixed signals by making out with her.
This is good... this is good. It's nice to know I'm not the only one you fight with.
I am fighting with her because I love her. The poker guy she has been emailing with is married. I've gotta stop it. Lauren is a beautiful girl, she deserves to be in a healthy relationship.
Like ours?
S4The Perfect Date (1)
(to Tina, who invites the gang to Vermont) Well, does it have good phone reception up there? Because Vince will want to call all of his girlfriends!
Don't worry, I can always use Holly's ankle bracelet as an antenna!
What is wrong with you people? Now, look it here. Tina has graciously all invited us for a lovely weekend in Vermont. Now, I for one, adore free stuff.
Charlie, this is a diamond bracelet.
I had a really excellent time tonight.
It matches your eyes. You know, if your eyes were $2700.
Excuse me, I just swallowed a xylophone.
You found where I hid your computer.
Oh, what, a person can't just swallow a xylophone?
Hey, buy her a bottle of tequila - she might marry you!
Great, now look what you just... I could never be mad at you, jacuzzi.
So, you really don't trust you?
How many times are you going to ask me?
Until you do trust me.
I do. Or, I mean I thought I did.
Until stupid Gary.
Stupid Gary.
Listen, maybe I was getting scared that the sign of a first problem you gonna go running back to Henry or Ben or someone you met in Vermont.
I'm NOT going to meet someone in Vermont! Vince, I love you. I can't believe you didn't know that.
And I love you, I can't believe you didn't know that.
I don't know, it's just when all saw all those numbers of the girls in your phone, it brought me back all the numbers of the girls in your phone. That was the old me, thinking I was with the old you.
But we're not those people anymore.
Those people must be eliminated.
Listen, I understand why that ankle bracelet means so much to you. I mean, Henry was your first love. I never had a first love... 'til you. So keep it.
I'm your first love...
And hopefully my last. I can't keep going through this.
S4Halloween (2)
LOOK AT ME! Okay, now I'm going to a singles party dressed as a naughty flight attendant, so I can find someone to "fly" me. Yes I'm actually going with that line.
H-hey... sourdough crackers from France, huh! Ohlala...
Hmm, never had one of those before.
I know, first time, a lot of pressure.
It's just a cracker.
Yeah, I know, I know, it's just I've had a lot of other crackers and I've never loved any of them...
I'm sure it'll be fine...
But I want it to be more than fine, I want it to be everything you've ever dreamed of.
How's that gonna be?
I just don't want you to be disappointed!
I won't be!
But what if you are?!
Screw the cracker!
I CAN'T!
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