TV show quotes
Don't you want to know what she looks like?
No. I already have her pictured in my head. She's fat, looks like a troll, and has a glass eye.
Then why don't I go and report back?
What if she's prettier than me?
Then I'll lie.
What kind of crappy friend are you?!
He doesn't look different.
Who?
Henry, he still looks like a virgin.
Yeah, I think he's stuck with that look.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen?
I don't think that's three names or legal.
Not for another two hundred and forty-eight days. (loud) I got it! Ann B. Davis! The maid on "The Brady Bunch"!?
(pauses, then gives in) Yes.
We need cheese.
We got cheese.
Spicy mustard?
Got it.
Toothpicks?
Right here.
Tampons.
Aw, hell no!
(to Val and Holly) So it's Friday night and you're going to the gym and you're staying home. You guys are such animals!
People from Yale are such jackasses.
Hey! My father went to Yale!
Ooh. Sorry. I'm sure he was a very nice man.
No, I'm just kidding. My father's a loser.
Got any tools?
Oh, yeah. (hands Vince small pink tool box)
(takes it and pulls out a small red hammer) Could take a while!
(to Val) Your sister's got two boyfriends and you got none!
I killed him, Gary, or he's okay we're still waiting.
(on what he saw before the car hit him) I also saw my baseball glove, my gross Uncle Ruben, and an unfamiliar cat.
(to a shirtless Gary) I got to say I'm really uncomfortable.
Yet you can't look away!
Look at you!
Look at you!
I'd rather look at you.
(to Holly) I would like to point out that the "salad" (Henry) is going to an Ivy League school while the "beef" (Vince) rides a bike for a living.
(After seeing shirtless Gary)
Sweet mother of God!
Holy crap!
Damn!
Can you still get girls?
Isn't that our whole problem?
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