What I Like About You quotes

Henry

I wanted to be alone with you. I know this isn't the most romantic place - (flushes urinal with his elbow) - but it is the place we met. How about it, you like this take charge thing?

Holly

I'm loving it.

Henry

When I first met you, when I came out of that stall and saw you here standing here so angry at your sister, I - god, you're angry at your sister a lot.

Holly

Can you leave her out of it?

Henry

Sorry, when I talk about it, it makes me sound wise, and you like it when I'm wise.

Holly

I like a lot about you, Henry.

Henry

And I like a lot about you. In fact, I like you so much, it's been hard for me to express myself because I don't want to say or do the wrong thing. I really wanted to kiss you, you know, where you don't kiss me first and I kind of surprise you. A really strong, masculine, sexy, take charge kind of kiss, where I look into your eyes and I-

Henry

C'mon, I wanted to do it!

Holly

I'm sorry! You were being so explainy and I was standing here-

Henry

I liked that.

Holly

Me too... next time when we kiss, can we do it in a place that smells less like pee?

Val

Hey. Where have you been?

Holly

Dinner with Henry. We had a magical mystical urge to eat.

Lauren

Hey, bike messenger.

Vince

I have a name.

Lauren

(touches Vince's abs) Yeah, don't care.

Val

Do these pants make my bottom look big?

Holly

"Bottom?!" You're so Amish!

Holly

(shouting to Henry, upset and angry) You know me, you know who I am! If-if we've been dating long enough for you to know that if I could have been there I would have! And that, you know, I'm sorry but something came up and I don't feel that I should be punished for that! And to be perfectly honest, I think you're being a little bit of a bitch right now!

Henry

I have to have major surgery...

Holly

Oh my God, what is it?

Henry

I have to have my wisdom teeth removed.(laughs)....

Henry

... No one knows they're going into a (hush tone) coma when they go into a (hush tone) coma.

Val

Peter says I've got to be a team player. I have always been a team player, I just happen to hate this team.

Holly

If you hate work so much, why don't you just quit? Start your own company and you can have everything exactly the way you want it. Hire all women and maybe a sassy gay guy!

Val

(circles a finger around Holly's head) Oh, I wish I lived in there, I bet it's full of funny cartoons and stuff.

Holly

Look, Val, if this is about money, I've got 1300... no... 1100... I've got $75 in my savings account! It's yours.

Gary

Okay, Val - now, the way Gary sees it, you got three choices: you can find yourself another job and pray it's going to be a better situation, do what Holly said and start your own company, or do what 99% of the world does and stay where you are and suck it up.

Here, call the wife and tell her that Mike has arranged for you to take her out on the town, anywhere she wants to go, anything she wants do. If it's furry, get it. If it's sparkly, get it. I want this credit card company to call me up scared.

Val

So you're talking some hot girl on girl shopping.

Henry

You know the worst thing a guy can be in his life is a chump. And when I said that, I totally set myself up to be a chump.

Holly

You're not a chump.

Henry

Not yet, but it runs strong in my family. My dad was a chump, his dad was a chump, my cousin's a chuuuump. Somebody's got to step up and break the cycle.

Henry

You need me to chill out, don't you?

Holly

So so much.

Henry

Well, I promise you, I will I will chill out. Because, I don't want to lose you. And the dentist gave me these. (Holds out some prescription pills)

Holly

Val, you were awesome, I'm so proud of you. I'll be back in two seconds, I'm gonna hit up the supply closet and steal everything that's not nailed down.

Holly

Did you figure out your new company's name?

Val

Yeah.

Holly

Well, what is it?

Val

Val Co.

Holly

Val Co.?

Val

You'll like it when you see it with the logo.

Holly

Does it cover up the name "Val Co." ?

Holly

well i think the hobo around the corner will like it

Tina

(after Holly and Gary beg her to see Jay Miller's loft) Okay, fine, but you have to promise not to touch anything. (looks at Gary)

Gary

(reluctantly) Why you lookin' at me?