What I Like About You quotes

Val

Oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't, okay. See, this is what I've been trying to tell you. I can't compromise. I can't go with the flow. I can't leave the DVD player running if nobody's watching it. (nervous laughter) I'm a mess! I don't even know why you would want to marry me. Oh, I was soooo happy for you when I found out we weren't married, because I thought "Yay! Vic has an out! Ha hah!" But you wouldn't go! No! I even showed you my crazy! But that didn't work either, you still wanted to marry me. You want to have six kids with me - are you insane? Can you imagine six me's running around?

Vic

Less and less.

Val

Do you think I can change other things? Ooh, like um, like my pre-martial break-up fears? Or my post-marital break-up fears? Ooh, maybe I can have three kids... or maybe even four.

Vic

Uh, well, I'm thinking two of you running around is plenty.

Holly

Do you know what I like best about Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Ross?

Vince

That they're friends?

Holly

Yes!

Tina

Oh, it's my boyfriend, Officer Rubin - one of New York's hottest. Hey, sweetie!

Gary

There's something sleazy about that police guy.

Vince

Maybe it's the way he puts his neck on the line every day to protect the citizens of this great city.

Vince

The second she started dating Rubin, Gary started walking around with his shirt off!

Holly

Huh? No way! How come you didn't tell me?

Vince

We weren't friends then.

Holly

Awww... I'm so glad we are now.

Vince

I know.

Holly

So, what else you got?

Lauren

The only crime here is takin' a picture of me from that angle. I'm goin' to look like Nick Nolte! Now, c'mon, you're going to take it again!

Holly

I'm sorry for ruining your night, and your night last night, and for all the nights I will ruin in the future.

Val

V-vic, we can't. Star Wars?

Vic

Okay, honey, I know it's not how you pictured it, but nothing about our relationship is how you pictured it.

Val

Baby, it's just that you get married once, you know?

Lauren

You don't.

Val

Okay, okay... we got married by Elvis the first time, so what the hell? Why not Spock?

Tina

Spock was on Star Trek.

Holly

You know what I love, Tina? Everyone doing everything for me.

Vince

I can't believe I trusted you. God, I'm so stupid!

Yeah, you are! And you know what would really make me mad? If you made out with me right now!

Vince

What?

Eh, it was worth a shot

Lauren

(to Val, who is being pessimistic about her Star Wars-themed wedding) Stop looking for the "Dark Side," Ms Darth Vader!

Val

I can choose to be happy, it's so simple. Oh my god, I lived my whole life - oh, no, Lauren, do you think I made Holly this way?

Lauren

Oh, no, hell no. She's the exact opposite. She acts happy when she's really sad.

Val

Well, that's sick.

Lauren

You're both totally screwed up. Hey, now that I've cured you, maybe should pay it forward and help Holly.

Holly

Lauren, do you think you can get the SWAT guys away from the side doors?

Lauren

Oh, honey. I can get them to move away the door and buy me a Cadillac.

Vic

My god, you're still crying...

Gary

(crying) Nah, I'm good...

Vic

Listen, Gary, I know what you're going through, okay? But man up!