“Go” quotes from Weeds

She's got a great ass, your mom.

Shane Botwin

Don't be gross.

[upon entering Conrad's grow-house] Holy shit! I think they shot "Peckers of the Caribbean" here!

Doug Wilson

[playing a banjo and singing around a christian group that reaches ecstasy in their prayers against the fire] The Jesus freaks are singing, the Jesus freaks are singing, the Jesus freaks are all singing. They're annoying, self-righteous and lame. [imitates their ecstasy] Everybody, come on, all together.

My company bought it, and then I gave it to Celia.

Now, why would you give this Celia person a house, Mr. Groff?

Because she was my lover. And it was good. And she was getting a divorce, and she wanted a house. But I couldn't put it in her name because the divorce hadn't gone through yet. The power of passion makes you do crazy things. Captain Till, is it?

Okay, so you buy her a house, and I assume you're fucking her in said house, she of the magical house-earning pussy - did you not notice the many marijuana plants that were growing in her living room?

Well, we broke up a few weeks ago, so she must have started growing it right after that. You know, it's funny. I would have never pegged her as the drug-dealing type. She's a very complicated woman.

Jesus, Groff, if I let you stick your finger up my ass, can I get a porsche?

[talking about the fire he stared] And it goes like that, just over and over, all the way south to Mexico. [nods his head forward]

Nancy Botwin

[whispering to his ear] You're facing west.

See, I could use you. You tell me which way is south. [rubbing against her] You be my navigator.

Nancy Botwin

Hand off the ass.

Doug Wilson

[walking around people playing a guitar and singing] Well, this is just like the Superdome except no rape or piles of human waste. It's still not quite like home even though we got wi-fi, some cookies and toothpaste. Yeah, it's just like the Superdome 'cept everyone's white and middle-class. We got some yoga people chanting, oh, there's lots of Gatorade and toilet paper to wipe our ass. This is just like the Superdo-doh-ome.

Apparently, a religious group chanting "Jesus will protect us" forced their way into the burning house in an attempt to rescue the Majestic cross. Now those members are being treated at a nearby hospital for minor burns and smoke inhalation. [turns to face a gurney bound Tara] Can you tell us why you ran into a burning house?

The Lord told us to go.

Silas Botwin

[watching the news] Okay, I'm over her.

Celia Hodes

Nancy Botwin.