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Weeds · Season 3, Episode 15

Sullivan Groff and Captain Roy Till in “Go”

[Captain Roy Till investigates Sullivan Groff about the discovered grow house that is under his name]

Sullivan Groff

My company bought it, and then I gave it to Celia.

Captain Roy Till

Now, why would you give this Celia person a house, Mr. Groff?

Sullivan Groff

Because she was my lover. And it was good. And she was getting a divorce, and she wanted a house. But I couldn't put it in her name because the divorce hadn't gone through yet. The power of passion makes you do crazy things. Captain Till, is it?

Captain Roy Till

Okay, so you buy her a house, and I assume you're fucking her in said house, she of the magical house-earning pussy - did you not notice the many marijuana plants that were growing in her living room?

Sullivan Groff

Well, we broke up a few weeks ago, so she must have started growing it right after that. You know, it's funny. I would have never pegged her as the drug-dealing type. She's a very complicated woman.

Captain Roy Till

Jesus, Groff, if I let you stick your finger up my ass, can I get a porsche?

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