Silas Botwin and Pam Gruber in “Sh*t Highway”

Mrs. Gruber?

Silas!

Did you know that if you drink and take Ambien, you can randomly blackout and run your car onto a boulder?

[points to a fellow community service worker] Who's that cute Latino guy?

[when Silas ignores her] It's so hot! Why don't you take your shirt off?

I'm fine.

You have nothing to be ashamed of, you're...you're young and lean like ostrich meat.

Have you been drinking, Mrs. Gruber?

Don't tell! Anyway, it isn't illegal unless you're behind the wheel of a car, is it?

I guess not!

[suddenly leans up to Silas and whispers in his ear] I'm wet!