♪ Aww yeah! ♪ ♪ Coming straight from the fair. ♪ ♪ Playing games and taking names. ♪ ♪ You wanna be next? Tell 'em Pan. ♪
YGYoung Grizzly/Young Panda
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
♪ It's Pan Pan coming up first, You should win the game by the end of this verse. ♪ ♪ Kickin' mad rhymes, never ever rehearsed. ♪ ♪ It's time to get to work. ♪ ♪ Take your best shot, try hard, win the prize take us home to your backyard. ♪ ♪ You like bears? Everybody does. ♪ ♪ Take a look at my little bro, covered in fuzz. ♪
[Throughout the song people are playing the game, trying to knock down the bottles, but failing]
[Young Ice Bear squishes his cheeks]
♪ Three bears barely breaking a sweat. ♪ ♪ Everybody's jocking us 'cause we're the best. ♪ ♪ But I'm already talking too much. ♪ ♪ Let me let my bro get some of this flavor. ♪
Yeah, boyyyyyyy! Okay, okay, nobody's won yet, but you're looking super lucky today. Let's see if you can give it a try!
♪ Play the game. ♪ ♪ Three balls, three tries, three bears, your prize. ♪ ♪ You could take us home right now, come on Grizz, get on the mic and tell 'em how. ♪
♪ Anyone could play this game, just watch now. ♪ ♪ Take a throw and the balls get knocked down. ♪ ♪ It's easy as 1, 2, 3, step 3 being taking bears home, you see. ♪ Come on! ♪ Step right up, just take a chance, you could win big time, cancel all plans. ♪ ♪ There's nothing more important you gotta do than pay the man, throw the ball, and win too. When it comes to prizes bears are the best ones, not stuffed, but the kind that can have fun. ♪ ♪ You know, let's show these nice people what real fun looks like! ♪
YGYoung Grizzly/Young Panda
♪ Play the game. ♪ Bust it, Grizz, bust it, Grizz, bust it! Kick it, Pan, kick it, Pan, kick it! Go little bro, go little bro, go! Go little bro, go little bro, go! Bust it, Grizz, bust it, Grizz, bust it! Kick it, Pan, kick it, Pan, kick it! Go little bro, go little bro, go! Go little bro, go little bro, go!
[The Bear cubs have finish their song]
Uh-oh. Guys, we have a problem. [holds a box of star cakes] We're already out of Star Cakes. We got to stop to refuel.
And I got to use the little panda's room, please.
Ooh! Let's stop there! [The car drives past the sign that says, "Dinostore & Gas"] They'll have snacks and bathroom stuff and dinosaurs!
Ice Bear does not want to make stops unless emergency.
[The Bears hear a soft growl and Ice Bear stops walking. Their eyes grow bigger and they turn their heads towards the log the Kitty is hiding in]
[The Bears are looking inside the log for the purring Kitty]
Panda, stick your paw in there and see what it is.
[The Kitty is lying down in log]
Um, hey, there! [Grizz and panda look inside log while Ice Bear is looking at it on top of the log] You okay? [The Kitty wakes up] Oh my gosh! It's coming out!
[Panda and Grizz look inside the log]
[The Kitty makes it's way out of the log]
[Grizz and Panda show large eyes]
GPGrizz and Panda
[gasp] Aww!
[Kitty tilts head as it looks up at the two bears]
[picks Kitty up] Oh, look at that face! OH! [Grizz stands up, and so does Panda. Ice Bear walks over to Panda, smiling] We have an Internet celebrity in the making! [Eyes turn back to normal, and so does Ice Bear's. Kitty climbs around Grizz and jumps into Panda's arms. Ice Bear tilts his head to get a better look at the Kitty touching Panda's fur]
[laughs] It tickles! [Panda puts the Kitty on his head. Eyes go back to normal] Ahh. My body feels like fresh dough. [Kitty jumps on to Ice Bear's head and Ice Bear's eyes grow bigger]
KKitty
Meow! [He purrs and lies down]
[Closing his eyes] Ice Bear's cold heart is melting.
[As his eyes go large and he gasps] Wait a minute, I'm allergic to cats, and yet I don't feel any different. This cat is magical! Can we keep it?
Ice Bear thinks we need more roommates.
[Grizz is in living room with The Bears]
Welcome to your new home, roomie! This is where we spend most of our time. You know, just chilling. [Grizz walks by his room and stands in the doorway] Now, this is my room, A.K.A. the coolest room in the whole cave.
[They are now in Panda's room]
This is my room! Sometimes, this room is off limits, [pointing to The Kitty] but you're V.I.P., [gesturing to whole room as Grizz and Ice bear walk off] so the door is always open to you.
And here's the bathroom. Ha, this is where the magic happens.
[The Bears move towards the front room window]
[gasps] It's a cougar! [The cougar is on the sofa, scratching it]
Huh? There's more of 'em! [Two more cougars show up from different doorways and Thunderbolt comes out from the left side of the living room]
[The Cougar on the sofa jumps off and walks over to Thunderbolt and licks him twice]
[Looking through the window with his brothers] Whoa! It's not eating Thunderbolt or anything. [Looking away from window and so does his brothers] It's just treating it like it's her son or something. [turning to his brothers] But why would it do that?
[The Bears look up at sky]
[gasps] Miki-Chan! [The cougar lies down next to the body pillow and purrs while Thunderbolt meows and climbs on top of it. While he is mewing, he's shaking the part where Miki-Chan's face is printed. Panda is sobbing] Oh, Miki-Chan! [He pulls away from the window and his brothers put their attention to Panda] That's It! They have gone to far!
Ice Bear's casa [punching hand] no es su casa.
But how are we going to get rid of these cougars?
Not a problem. [He pulls out phone from behind back and starts tapping the phone] We'll just do some research. [Panda starts looking on Everyone's Tube. On the search bar, he has put "How to get cougars out of house." ] Nope. No. [He scrolls down] Nope. Nope. Nothing on cougars. But there's a ton of cat videos.
[looking at Panda's phone] Huh. Well, cougars are just bigger cats, right?
Well, then, it's time to learn everything about cats.
[The episode begins at nighttime with a full shot of the Bears' cave. Water can be heard running during the shot until it is turned off. The shot changes to the inside of the cave with the bathroom door to the right of the shot. Grizzly walks out of the shower wrapped in a towel, and with another towel wrapped around his head]
[scatting; opens the fridge] Huh, so many choices...
[A silhouette dashes behind Grizzly]
[confused] Huh?... Hello?... Anyone there?
[Another bear jumps in the scene wearing a black full-body ninja suit]
GAGrizzly as Robot Ninja
AHA! [Grizzly steps back, startled, and lets out a gasp] Hello, my friend. I've been sent here to destroy you.
Oh, then, allow me to introduce myself... HI-YAH!
[Grizzly swiftly rips off his towel, throwing it at the Ninja]
GAGrizzly as Robot Ninja
[takes the towel off of his head and grows shocked expression] It can't be...
My name... [rips the towel on his head off, revealing his gray hair and blue bow because he is playing Crowbar Jones] is Crowbar Jones, and I'm the bear that's gonna bring you down.
[The Ninja throws some punches while grunting. Grizzly as Crowbar Jones whips the Ninja with the towel two times. The second hit results with a delayed reaction from the Ninja, eventually falling over and onto his back]
[Grizzly recording gets reversed a few times, causing Crowbar Jones to repeat that same phrase; episode now set in actual reality]
GGrizzly
[laughs excitingly] This's looking so good! A few tweaks here and there and the world will see my masterpiece!
[Panda walks into the scene]
Hey, Grizz, do you where all the bedsheets went? I-I can't find any of them... Wh- You're making another "Crowbar Jones"? [Grows a stern look] Wait, Pando isn't in this one, right?
GGrizzly
Who, Pando? No no...
[Grizzly and Panda looked surprised as they hear Grizzly as Pando's voice]
[on the Computer in the same nasally high-pitched voice] AAH! No, I love her, even though I know absolutely nothing about her or-- WOO!
[Grizzly as Pando falls over]
GGrizzly
Oooh, that Pando, yeah, he's totally in it.
[annoyed] Ugh, come on, maaan! Why are you always embarrassing me?! UGH! [throws face into paws]
[At the President's office]
PAMr. Penguin as the President
Congratulations, Crowbar Jones. You've done it again! Now the world is a safer place because of you, chip chip Cherio!
I'm just doing my job, sir.
[Grizzly as Crowbar Jones blinks his eye]
PAMr. Penguin as the President
Well, a job well done deserves recognition and a medal of awesomeness. [He holds an album] Also your album went platinum while you were saving the world.
Ah, stop it. This is too much. I couldn't have done it without my trusty sidekick, Pando.
[as he hold a jar of pickles] Oh, thank you, Mr. Crowbar.
MThe Mailman
Ooh! [to the Deer] Not half bad!
Would either of you like a pickle? [The jar's lid hits Grizzly as Pando] Aah!
[The Rabbits laugh expect Panda]
[off-screen] Aah! Oh, my butt, my face!
[groans] All right, here we go.
KKyle
[sighs] Too easy Kyle. Huh?
[The Police holds a wanted poster of Kyle]
KKyle
[as he takes one of his eyebrows off] Uhhh.... You're looking for.. What is it? Kyle? No. No, I haven't seen him. Maybe he's over there. Uhh, No. Sorry officers, I can't help you. [The police grabs Kyle] AHHH!!! No! Let me go! Let me go!
This is the first episode in which any of the Bears don't make an appearance.
[The episode begins when Ranger Tabes runs through the forest]
All right! [a beaver cuts the tree down using his teeth] American beaver, check. [We see a mother quail and her chicks. Ranger Tabes comes out of the bushes] California quails, 1, 2, 3, 4. Check. [The quails run away, We see a beehive] Honeybee hive, check. And my three favorite bears.
[Grizzly, Panda, and Ice Bear looked exhausted]
Check, check, and check. [to the Bears] Thanks for coming along on my morning rounds, boys.
How do you this every day?
Ice Bear should be in bed. Fridge.
Well, this is my job, fellas. The balance of nature is fragile, and it is my sworn duty to protect it! [a ladybug crawls on a leaf] From the lowliest of bugs...
[off-screen] ...To the most majestic of eagles, nature is my way of life.
Wow, You're an inspiration to us all, Tabes. Could we, uh, like, take a break, though?
Yeah, I'm literally made of sweat right now.
Oh, of course. Just make sure not to disturb anything. There are endangered butterflies in this area.
[A butterfly flies to the bears]
[The bears run away]
[The bears arrive at the trailer]
You sure this is it, Pan Pan?
Hey, uh, Tabes? Are you in there? You ready for morning rounds?
[He knocks at the door]
DTDana Tabes
[singsong voice] ♪ Coming! ♪ [she wear arts and crafts clothes] Oh. Hey, there, bears! Good to see you!
[Kirk barks happily at them]
Uh, good to see you, too?
DTDana Tabes
[as she grabs Grizzly] Come on inside. Make yourselves at home.
So, uh, why aren't you dressed for work?
DTDana Tabes
I'm glad you asked, Stripes. 'Cause I quit!
GPGrizzly, Panda and Ice Bear
WHAT?!
DTDana Tabes
Oh, yeah. And it's been great. So much free time. I've been trying out all sorts of new things, like baking! [she holds a cookie tray with burned cookies] Cookie?
DTDana Tabes
Good, right? I like to bake while making crafts for my Internet store.
Hey, that's that's great. But, um...
DTDana Tabes
Take a look. It's a pinecone bird. They're selling like hotcakes.
Um, happy to hear it, Ranger Tabes, But I...
DTDana Tabes
Oh, no, no, no. [Kirk coughs] Please, boys, call me Dana.
[whispering] Tabes isn't her first name?
DTDana Tabes
Darn glue not super enough.
Look, Tabes I mean Dana, look, it's nice catching up and all, but we just were wondering, why'd you quit being a ranger?
DTDana Tabes
[sighs] Guys, the forest is better off without me. First, I destroy that deer's chance at love. What's NEXT?! I accidentally knock some frogs into a wood chipper?! I broke my oath to protect the forest and everything in it. Besides, now I can spread joy through the Internet. [off-screen] See, a pinecone owl.
DTDana Tabes
[off-screen] And a pinecone porcupine.
DTDana Tabes
[off-screen] And how about a pinecone...
[as he holds a picture of young Tabes and her mother] Hey, Tabes, this isn't who you are! You are a ranger at heart.
DTDana Tabes
[as she grabs the picture] No. That's who I was. Now I'm just a normal person who can wear pajamas whenever. [The computer chimes] Oh, happy day, I've made a sale. "Your pinecone is forthcoming, friend."
[Ice Bear enters a room where he founds Yana, Yana wakes ups and looked worried]
Ice Bear got message. Ice Bear will save Yana.
[Ice Bear removes the tape from Yana's mouth]
YYana
[Mnh!] Aah! It's a trap!
[Barry appears from the darkness while he claps his hands]
BBarry
I see you got my invitation. Good to see you again, my ursine friend. [flashback in "Icy Nights" where the hammer breaks Ice Bear's roomba] I'll always be one step ahead of you. [Barry laughs evilly as the flashback ends] You've fallen right into my trap, and now I finally got you where I want.
[Barry snaps his fingers where the robots wore business suits, One robot grabs Ice Bear]
YYana
Tipichno ["Typical" in Russian]
BBarry
[laughs evilly] Outsmarted you again, Bear. You see, when I realized you and she had history, I knew I could use her as bait.
YYana
[off-screen] Blah, blah, blah. [on-screen while Ice Bear tries to get free] He's been taling about you all day, Snejni Mishka. I think he has a crush.
Okay, so, what's on your minds, friends? Y'all know you can tell me anything.
[Brenda looks at the pigeons. The Pigeons nod and Brenda holds a piece of paper]
Huh? What's this, now? Aww! More of your friends? [The camera zooms in to the Pigeon Cartel] W-Wait a second, they're trapped? Unbelievable! Ahh! Why does everyone have a thing against pigeons, huh?! [he crosses his arms] I mean, if they only knew you like I do, they'd know how cool you are. [sighs] Is there anything I can do to help?
[Brenda smiles at Grizzly. Three Pigeons pushes the laptop and turn it on]
[Brenda types on the keyboards with her feet]
Man, you guys type faster than I do. [The printer is heard off-screen] Huh?
[The printer prints a picture of the map, Brenda picks up the map with her beak]
When did I get a printer? [Brenda gives Grizzly the map] Oh! A map! All right, that settles it. Let's go save your friends!
[Brenda crosses off the day. The camera zooms over to the crossed days]
You got a visitor, Brenda. All right, you got 15 minutes! [storms off] Guarding birds for a living I hate my job.
[Grizzly arrives]
[as he holds a bowl of spaghetti] Hey, Brenda. [chuckles] Sorry you're in prison. Um we still cool?
Oh, uh, here, I got this for you. I know how much you like spaghetti, so I went back to good ol' Luigi's for your favorite. [Brenda cooing agreeably] Aw, don't worry about it. That's what friends are for! And you and I we're friends forever, Brenda. No matter what. Even jail. Try this. [Brenda slurps the spaghetti] Yeah, you like that, right? Oh, I'll be here every Tuesday.
Okay, I'll be here tomorrow.
[The camera zooms out of state prison]
