[As Panda claps his Hands, He checks his Phone]
[The Alarm went Off]
Ranger TabesAll right, who thinks they can go lower?!
Well, Tabes, sorry, this was fun, but we gotta be somewhere else. Thanks!
Ranger Tabes
Guys, wait! You can't go yet ... the party just got started!
Sorry ... no time. It's been a jolly wonderful, uh, thing. Merry Christmas, bye!
[Grizzly closes the door and the Radio Switches to "Silent Night", Everyone is fast asleep, Ranger Tabes Sighs]
[The episode begins when Ranger Tabes runs through the forest]
Ranger Tabes
All right! [a beaver cuts the tree down using his teeth] American beaver, check. [We see a mother quail and her chicks. Ranger Tabes comes out of the bushes] California quails, 1, 2, 3, 4. Check. [The quails run away, We see a beehive] Honeybee hive, check. And my three favorite bears.
[Grizzly, Panda, and Ice Bear looked exhausted]
Ranger Tabes
Check, check, and check. [to the Bears] Thanks for coming along on my morning rounds, boys.
How do you this every day?
Ice Bear should be in bed. Fridge.
Ranger Tabes
Well, this is my job, fellas. The balance of nature is fragile, and it is my sworn duty to protect it! [a ladybug crawls on a leaf] From the lowliest of bugs...
Ranger Tabes
[off-screen] ...To the most majestic of eagles, nature is my way of life.
Wow, You're an inspiration to us all, Tabes. Could we, uh, like, take a break, though?
Yeah, I'm literally made of sweat right now.
Ranger Tabes
Oh, of course. Just make sure not to disturb anything. There are endangered butterflies in this area.
[A butterfly flies to the bears]
[The bears run away]
Ranger Tabes
You know this guy?
Yeah. We saw him on TV. He traps everything.
Ranger Tabes
Hey, you! Hunting is illegal in my forest!
BTBooby Trapper
Hmm, I ain't hunting. I'm trapping.
Ranger Tabes
Just let him go, and I'll pretend this never happened.
BTBooby Trapper
[laughs] I'm a trapper. I trap things. Nothing you can do, ranger girl. Yeah! [He leaves with Charlie on his bike]
[Panda is revealed to have survived the zombie attack, and tries to serve the others who have turned into zombies salad]
[serves a bowl to Ice Bear] Okay, here's your vegan Thai salad, [serves another salad to Grizz] and here's yours. Enjoy.
[shoves his bowl off the table] Brains.
[throws his bowl away] BRAINNNS!!
What? You guys need to eat your veggies! You can't just have brains all the time!
Ranger Tabes
[appears from outside the kitchen] Brains?
[irritated] Ugh! Why am I allergic to a hundred things but immune to zombies?!
[Tabes continues to trace Kirk's footprints.]
Ranger Tabes
Hmm. Oh, there there's more! [runs to in front of a bush] Kirk! Kirk, buddy, where... [the bush rustles] Huh? [she turns to the bush] Kirk? [grabs a foot from the bush] Kirk, there you are! [shocked to find the big foot] Aah! Foot!
[reveals himself from inside the bush] Aah! Human!
Ranger Tabes
Aah!
[Tabes and Charlie both scream, and the latter hides back inside scared. Tabes recognizes Charlie as the bigfoot she saved from the booby trapper from Rescue Ranger]
Ranger Tabes
Huh? Oh, hey! You're that Charlie fellow. It's okay. [Charlie peeks out from the bush] I'm not gonna hurt you.
Oh, I... I remember you! Tom, right?
Ranger Tabes
[reaches out her hand to him] It's Tabes! I'm the forest ra... [facepalms] Wait, what am I doing? I got to find Kirk before he gets hurt! He's lost out in the woods somewhere! [gasps] Wait! Maybe you've seen him around, Charlie.
[pondering] Hmm. Oh, I think I know who that is! I know, just give me a sec! [goes back inside the bush, then comes out again with Dexter the beaver] You talking about my friend Dexter here?
Ranger Tabes
[sighs] No. [releases Dexter] Kirk's not a beaver. He's my lost dog. I've got no leads, and it's getting dark soon! I'm supposed to protect this forest, but I can't even protect my own dog.
[blows his nose] That's... Ugh... That's so tragic! [assures Tabes] You know what? Leave it to old Charlie! I know secret parts around these woods where we can get some info.
Ranger Tabes
Really? Thanks, Charlie!
Follow me... [walks off, but soon stops in his tracks] Oh, wait!
Ranger Tabes
What? What is it?
I can't just bring you into the secret woods like that. They don't look too kindly on human-folk.
Ranger Tabes
What? [begs Charlie] No! No! Please, Charlie! I have to find Kirk!
Okay, okay, We'll go! But, uh... you're going to need to wear a disguise.
Ranger Tabes
Anything! I'll wear whatever disguise you got!
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