We Bare Bears · Season 1
[In the kitchen, Panda checks his phone]
Guys, we just got our first subscriber! What?
Really? This is amazing! We got to celebrate.
[Grizzly and Panda put on their helmets, Ice Bear takes off his apron]
♪ Robot Man from a planet in the future ♪
[As Grizzly and his brothers dancing, Ice Bear throws the pan and they've stop dancing]
[Grizzly and Chloe went to the vending machine]
[to Chloe] All right, Chloe, now a little something to keep that blood sugar up. Just between us, I know a couple tricks with these vending machines. I used to get my groceries here back in the day. [looks at the tired Chloe] All right. Let me see here. This. That. [pushes buttons on the machine] And that should do it. [kicks the vending machine and chips and spills out all the candy]
Whoa.
Okay, we got to get you pumped up so you can focus. Give this one a try.
[Grizzly gives Chloe a chocolate bar]
Just a little bit, I guess.
[Chloe eats the chocolate bar]
Okay, now try this one next. [Chloe eats another chocolate bar] And this one and this one and ... Oh, uh, this is a good one. [keeps giving Chloe chocolate bars] That's cane sugar. And you know what? This one, too. We got to hit the nougat group.
[Chloe eats another chocolate bar]
I don't know. I don't think this is... [in slow motion voice] woooorkiiiing.
[Chloe's eyes turn cute]
Hmm. You don't look any different. Uh, how do you feel?
I feel... [kicks the chocolate bar away] like I could kick a hole through a whale!
Ah! Yeah! That's it! Ah! I knew this would work. [Chloe blasts off] Chloe?
[Grizzly gives everybody the posters]
One for you. And one for you. And one for ...
[Grizzly stops walking, A white dog sits on the side walk, The dogs run toward Grizzly pushing him]
Heel! Heel, boy! Down! [The dogs licked Grizzly] Oh, oh! I'm so sorry! I-I can't apologize enough. I'm sorry. I-I can't seem to control them.
[chuckles] That's okay. Have you tried telling them to sit?
[five different dogs sit]
Whoa. I've been trying to make them sit all day. How'd you do that?
Stand. [The dogs stand] Speak. [The dogs bark happily] Wink slowly. [The dogs wink slowly]
[As Panda claps his Hands, He checks his Phone]
Wha... Eh?
[The Alarm went Off]
All right, who thinks they can go lower?!
Hey, Grizz, we gotta go!
Well, Tabes, sorry, this was fun, but we gotta be somewhere else. Thanks!
Guys, wait! You can't go yet ... the party just got started!
Sorry ... no time. It's been a jolly wonderful, uh, thing. Merry Christmas, bye!
[Grizzly closes the door and the Radio Switches to "Silent Night", Everyone is fast asleep, Ranger Tabes Sighs]
You know, you guys actually just came in time. [He picks up a Box full of Old Toys] I could use your help finding a star to put on top of the tree. Milk carton? [Charlie sniffs the Carton of Milk] Nah. [A Bird from the Cuckoo Clock appears] Nope. [Charlie throws the Cuckoo Clock, He founds a Broken Doll head] Hmm... What do you guys think?
That's not a star. A star is, you know, pointy and star-shaped. [Panda checks his Phone] Oh, the alarm went off.
Sorry, we gotta get going, Charlie. Uh, good luck finding the right star for your tree, though.
[Grizzly and Panda climbs down]
But... I-I-I want you guys to help me choose it.
[Ice Bear eats the Egg]
Thanks for eggnog.
[Ice Bear jumps down]
You're welcome.
[Mr. Park puts the Cooked Turkey on the Table]
All right! We should start.
Oh, wow. This all looks amazing!
Ice Bear is in Korean Christmas heaven.
[Panda Checks his Phone]
Oh, no! There goes our alarm. I'm sorry, Mrs. Park, but we have to head out.
Don't be ridiculous, you just got here!
I'm sorry, Chloe, we can't. Ow!
[Chloe's Grandmother puts a Piece of Orange into the Plate]
[Speaking Korean]
Oh, try these, too. This is called jeon.
[Chloe puts the Jeon into Grizzly's Mouth]
Hey. [Chuckles] What do baby seals taste like?
[Ice Bear looks at John]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! I'm a vegetarian.
Yes.
[She puts two Steak Rolls into the Plate]
Oh, and this one you'll really like. [Chloe puts another piece of food into Grizzly Mouth] What do you think? [Grizzly's mouth is Full of Food] It's really hard to get the umami flavor, but ... [Panda's Phone Alarm went Off] Huh?!
Okay, that was really good, Chloe, but we really have to go now.
We'll take these to go, and we'll let you know how we feel about the food, yeah? [Grizzly knocks the Dinner Table Down, And the Food landed on the Floor]
Whoa! I'm so, so, so so sorry!
Yeah, we didn't mean to! That was an accident!
Ha ha, I knew this was gonna happen.
[Chloe looked Shocked]
Agh, it's all our fault. I'm so sorry, Chloe.
Uh, let me help you.
It's okay.
No, please, let me help. Come on.
I said it's fine! Just go. You guys needed to leave anyways.
It's okay. It seems like you guys are in a hurry.
Don't worry, bears, we'll take care of it.
I'm so sorry.
We're really sorry.
[Speaking Korean]
We'll see you later, Chloe.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!
John, quiet!
[while the Bears ride on the subway train]
Uh, Hey, You guys want to watch Bagel Rat Videos?
[laughs] Heck yeah!
[Panda turns on his phone, And the video begins when Bagel Rat carries a bagel down the stairs, The next scene shows when Bagel Rat carries a bagel-shape telephone down the stairs, The next scene shows when Bagel Rat carries a tote bag with a picture of a Bagel, And the last scene shows when Bagel Rat carries Grizzly's fitness tracker, He puts on the fitness tracker and runs away as the video ends]
[A man opens the window, sharing his worries about the rent with his roommate]
Dude, If don't get another roommate, We won't make rent. We're totally gonna get evicted.
Isaac doesn't want to lose his walk-in-closet.
What are we gonna do?
[He suddenly catches Tom]
Oh.
Hey man, You wouldn't be looking for a place to live, Would you?
[Tom smiles]
[off-screen] Hey! Uh.. Can you guys call the fire department please?
[The scene fades to black]
This episode features human characters designed to be human counterparts to the Bears. Their names are Tom, Griff, and Isaac, who are Panda, Grizzly and Ice Bear's counterparts respectively.
[The next morning, Grizzly looks at the sunrise]
How much longer do we need to do this?
My contacts are dying out.
Ice Bear can't feel his butt.
[offscreen] Don't move!
[Warren and Faye are carving the statues of the bears]
You guys are doing great!
[chuckles] Yeah, just a few more hours, And I think we'll have all the carvings we need!
[Wooden Bear statues are laying on the ground]
[Charlie is saving everyone]
[panting] Ralph, w-what the heck are you doing?!
What the heck are you doing? Let go! You're wrecking the joke!
I-I think this goes beyond a joke, man! This is dangerous!
What, like throwing bees at a guy wasn't? Besides, what the heck do we care about people? [cut to the hiking guide and the people] There's are so many of 'em and so few of us. What's losing a few for a laugh?
[The bridge that Charlie is holding is beginning to slip]
No, no, man! It's just not right! Whoa! [Charlie holds on the bridge] Ralph, help! Please, please!
[scoffs] No way. To be honest, you're being a real snoozefest. Come find me when you're ready to have actual fun.
Ralph, wait!
Whoo-hoo! We made it!
[The hiking guide and the people walk away]
Phew. [A bee flies to Charlie] Aah! Aah! [Charlie blows at the bee] Bee, shoo! [Charlie holds on to the bridge] Feet, no, please, feet! Don't fail me now! Come on! [grunts] Can't...hold...much...longer. [Charlie's feet slip making Charlie and the bridge fall down the cliff, Until Grizzly grabs Charlie's feet saving him] Oof! Huh?
Okay, hold on, Charlie! We gotcha! Pull!
[Grizzly, Panda, And Ice Bear pulls Charlie, Charlie lands on soft ground]
Ow!
Charlie, Charlie? Are you okay?
Uh yeah. What are you guys doing here?
We were worried about you, so we came looking for you.
Look, hey, Charlie, we're sorry about earlier.
No, no, I'm sorry. You guys were right.I was just so excited to meet someone like me, I kind of ignored the fact that he was a gigantic butt.
Hey, man, you guys might look alike, but you're nothing like Ralph. You are a great guy, and don't you forget that.
[Tears roll down Charlie's cheeks]
Aww, thanks, you guys!
[Charlie hugs the Bears]
[chuckles] Okay. Why don't we continue our hangout back at home?
Ice Bear could cook another dinner.
Yeah, and we could play video games, or we could...
Oh! What about a push-up contest?
[Ralph watches Charlie and the Bears walk away]
Pssh. Good riddance. He was too soft anyway. [A snake blocks Ralph's way] What are you looking at? [kicks the snake away] Hit the road! [chuckles] Yeah Hit the road...
[24 snakes all hiss at Ralph]
Uh, nice snakies.
[The scene cuts to black, As the snakes attack Ralph]
[In Nom-Nom's flashback]
♪ Green sandwich ♪ ♪ Corgi party ♪ ♪ Red pineapple ♪ ♪ Corgi party ♪ [The Kangaroo appears and bounces away] ♪ Blue banana ♪...Corgi party
Cut, cut cut cut. This isn't gonna work. Nom-Nom. We need stacks more smiles-- heaps on it!
But I've been smiling this whole time.
Yeah, but nah. Give us a big smile!
Yeah, mate! Let's get in there and see some pearly whites!
All Right! Camera's loaded, let's shoot. Everyone, places.
[voice over] And it kept going, take after take, cut after cut, never-ending smiles, and it was too much! [Smiles float past Nom-Nom] AAAHHH!!! Stupid song!
Crikey!
[Nom-Nom gets off a palm tree and takes down the sun and the rainbow]
Hey! Call the coppers!
[Nom-Nom also takes down the palm tree and the bush. He growls at the Corgis]
Noms, are you...
AAAHHH!!!
Run for it!
[The three Corgis run away, But the leader Corgi, Nom-Nom pushes the leader Corgi and rips his arm revealing a human's arm]
[Grizzly starts the engine of the forklift to break the bathroom door, but he sees a security guard coming past eating a banana]
The grizzly's goal is finally within reach, however, an enemy indigenous to these parts is lurking in the shadows.
[points at Grizzly] What? Hey! Get down from there!
Uh, I'm sorry, sir. Just need to go to the bathroom. I'll turn it off. [but the forklift moves and soon it reverses around the backroom] Aah!
Stop!
[as the forklift continues reversing] Aaah! I'm trying! Help! [the security guard chases after the forklift, which reappears in the row behind the security guard and crashes into the boxes of groceries]
[runs to Grizzly panting] You are in big trouble, mister! Guess you won't have time to go to the bathroom!
[in guilt] It's okay. I don't think I need to go anymore.
Humans and animals alike both have a parasympathetic nervous system.
[looks down in shock] Whoa, what the...?!
Relaxing tensed muscles in preparation for action. Shame – a feeling shared by all species.
[Panda and Grizzly are trying to stop the coffee machine]
AHH!! Make it stop!
I'm trying! AHH!! Huh?
[Grizzly and Panda sees the demon Ice Bear]
Ice Bear. Needs. More. [in scary voice; using his axe] COFFEEE!!!
[Grizzly and Panda scream and run away. Ice Bear watches them run away]
You okay?
Yeah.
[Ice Bear is eating the beans off-screen]
Dude, we got to get out of the cave. Follow me.
[Panda follows Grizzly, They both enter Panda's room instead of outside]
I think we're outside. We're safe.
No, [holds a book] I think we're in my room.
What? [they both get up] How did we end up here?
I don't know.
[Ice Bear makes a skittering noise]
Huh?
Who's there?
We should hide.
Dude, we're sorry. We shouldn't have fed you all that coffee. Huh?
Wha, What?
What is that?
[Grizzly gasps when he and Panda saw Ice Bear climbing up the wall like a spider]
[echoing] Bear, bear, coffee. Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans.
NAIEE!
How are you even doing that?
Where did he go? Where'd he go?
I don't know. [he and Panda hold together] Hold me, Panda.
[Suddenly, Ice Bear grabs Panda by his foot]
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Panda! [grabs Panda's paw] I got you, Pan Pan.
[yelling] It's too late. JUST DESTROY THE BEANS!!!
I'm not letting you go!
[whispers] Destroy them, Grizz.
[Ice Bear shoves Panda]
Pan Pan!
[Panda disappears in the fog]
STOP!!! Or else, uh, [raises the bag of beans] you can say "goodbye" to the beans! You hear me! Say something. [Ice Bear climb on the wall from behind and attacks Grizzly] Please stop. [Ice Bear tickles his armpits] No fair. [giggling] No tickling. [Grizzly flips Ice Bear] Ha, Ha! Gotcha.
[Ice Bear walks upside down and sucks the coffee beans, Grizzly growls and takes the bag of coffee beans from him, He enters the bathroom and closes the door, Grizzly falls and notices the toilet]
Toilet? [looks at the bag of beans] Finally, I can destroy these evil beans once and for all. [He hears a crashing sound as he drops the bag of beans] AHHHH!!!! The beans!
[Ice Bears peaks through the hole from the door]
Oh! Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Oh!
[Grizzly looks for the beans while Ice Bear breaks the bathroom door down with his axe like in the 1980 horror film, The Shining. He opens the door]
Aha! Ooh.
[Ice Bear appears from the fog, Grizzly backs up]
Stay away, man!
[As Ice Bear tries to kill Grizzly with his axe, His eyes becomes crossed and falls]
[Back at the cave]
C-minus! [Panda hits his head on the table, He groans]
Come on, it's not that bad.
I'm mediocre, guys. She said my passion outweighs my talent.
I don't know, man. [picks up the drawing of himself] This is pretty awesome. I mean, so rendered.
Ice Bear appreciates chiseled abs.
I look hot.
Hot isn't enough. She wants my work to also be "wow"-worthy. [takes out a mini picture frame] She gave me this thingy to help me find that special subject.
[Grizzly licks the plate]
Paint us again.
Ice Bear has many poses.
[Ice Bear does some poses]
No, she said she wanted something new, - so no brothers and no anime.
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