[The episode begins at nighttime with a full shot of the Bears' cave. Water can be heard running during the shot until it is turned off. The shot changes to the inside of the cave with the bathroom door to the right of the shot. Grizzly walks out of the shower wrapped in a towel, and with another towel wrapped around his head]
[scatting; opens the fridge] Huh, so many choices...
[A silhouette dashes behind Grizzly]
[confused] Huh?... Hello?... Anyone there?
[Another bear jumps in the scene wearing a black full-body ninja suit]
AHA! [Grizzly steps back, startled, and lets out a gasp] Hello, my friend. I've been sent here to destroy you.
Oh, then, allow me to introduce myself... HI-YAH!
[Grizzly swiftly rips off his towel, throwing it at the Ninja]
[takes the towel off of his head and grows shocked expression] It can't be...
My name... [rips the towel on his head off, revealing his gray hair and blue bow because he is playing Crowbar Jones] is Crowbar Jones, and I'm the bear that's gonna bring you down.
[The Ninja throws some punches while grunting. Grizzly as Crowbar Jones whips the Ninja with the towel two times. The second hit results with a delayed reaction from the Ninja, eventually falling over and onto his back]
Who sent you?!
[Grizzly recording gets reversed a few times, causing Crowbar Jones to repeat that same phrase; episode now set in actual reality]
[laughs excitingly] This's looking so good! A few tweaks here and there and the world will see my masterpiece!
[Panda walks into the scene]
Hey, Grizz, do you where all the bedsheets went? I-I can't find any of them... Wh- You're making another "Crowbar Jones"? [Grows a stern look] Wait, Pando isn't in this one, right?
Who, Pando? No no...
[Grizzly and Panda looked surprised as they hear Grizzly as Pando's voice]
[on the Computer in the same nasally high-pitched voice] AAH! No, I love her, even though I know absolutely nothing about her or-- WOO!
[Grizzly as Pando falls over]
Oooh, that Pando, yeah, he's totally in it.
[annoyed] Ugh, come on, maaan! Why are you always embarrassing me?! UGH! [throws face into paws]
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