[The Bears move towards the front room window]
[gasps] It's a cougar! [The cougar is on the sofa, scratching it]
Huh? There's more of 'em! [Two more cougars show up from different doorways and Thunderbolt comes out from the left side of the living room]
[The Cougar on the sofa jumps off and walks over to Thunderbolt and licks him twice]
[Looking through the window with his brothers] Whoa! It's not eating Thunderbolt or anything. [Looking away from window and so does his brothers] It's just treating it like it's her son or something. [turning to his brothers] But why would it do that?
[The Bears look up at sky]
[The bears walk out the door and look up to find their new mom they have ordered jumping down from a helicopter. She lands so hard, the bears cough from the flying dust. They look up and watch with awe as their new buff mom introduces herself]
GPGrizzly and Panda
Whoa!
TTank
[removes her helmet and throws it to a side] Hey! I'm your new mom, Tank! You kids like basketball?
[As the bears look on, Tank dribbles the basketball and makes a giant leap, dunks the ball while touching the backboard by her legs and lands back to the ground]
BThe Bears
[run around Tank in jubilation] Whoo-hoo!
Crazy! Where did you learn to dunk like that?!
Teach us how to dunk, please!
TTank
[takes the basketball from Grizz and spins it] Well, I'm afraid I can't do that. [steps towards the bears] You bears are too weak and puny! [refers to herself] You gotta get buff. Like me! Now, drop and give me 30!
TTank
[goes behind the bears] Come on, now! I'm gonna whip you boys into shape! [pushes the bears into doing push-ups]
[The bears groan as they do the push-ups]
TTank
That's enough. [gets the bears to stand] 30 laps! Let's go, let's go, let's go! Yeah! [The bears proceed to run around the outside of the cave] Feel the burn! Come on! Move it!
[Bear cave.]
[using the laptop] Hey, Shmorby.
SShmorby
[floats up] Yeah, Grizz?
[picks up four boxes] I've got a bunch of stuff to mail.
SShmorby
Okay. [deploys Shmorby drones and sends the boxes outside] My Shmorby drones will send them off without fail.
SShmorby
[pops up from below the ground] Hi, Panda.
[picks up his phone] I really need to charge my phone.
SShmorby
No problem. Here comes Shmorby's charging zone. [charges Panda's phone instantly]
[fixing his axe] Shmorby.
SShmorby
No problem. Aha! [his eyes project laser beams that sharpens Ice Bear's axe] Sharpness set to full.
[at the living room eating chips] Hey, Shmorby.
Get me a drink, I'd like a -
SShmorby
[turns into a juice dispenser] Orange soda? [Grizzly pushes the button] Our minds are in sync!
[at his room] Hey, Shmorby.
SShmorby
Oh, you want a bath, you say? [takes him to the decorated bathroom] Already prepared with some choice anime. [projects the computer screen]
[at the table with the laptop] Shmorby.
SShmorby
[in the laptop] Okie dokie then, I'll take a look! [check his spelling]
[at the kitchen] Oh, Shmorby!
[in his room] Hey, Shmorby!
[from offscreen] Shmorby.
BThe Bears
[at the table] Shmorby!
SShmorby
[repeatedly looking around] Uh...
[as Shmorby gets ordered around at the living room] Shmorby!
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