[In Grizzly's room, Panda cleans up the mess]
Gross. [picks up a pizza box] Uber gross. [picks up a baseball mitt and apple core] Yuck! [throws the trash into the closet] Whew. [sees something else besides garbage] What? [founds a DVD disc that reads "Crowbar Jones: the Reckoning"] Huh. Mm. "Crowbar Jones: the Reckoning".
[Panda puts the DVD disc into the DVD player and the movie begins with Grizzly wearing a grey wing, sunglasses and bowtie because he's playing Crowbar Jones]
GAGrizzly as Crowbar Jones
Crowbar Jones!
NNarrator
He's the master of every martial art known to man.
[Grizzly as Crowbar Jones throws the stick and rolls backwards]
NNarrator
He is skilled in the art of stealth. He punched a guy so hard once, he sent him to space! He is... Crowbar Jones!
[chuckles] This is so bad, it's good.
GAGrizzly as Crowbar Jones
Got to find a way to get out of here. Oh, no ... robot snakes! [also know as socks with googly eyes] They're everywhere. [calls out to his sidekick] I'm gonna need you to break the metal door, Pando. [Another bear wears a black and white stripped turtleneck and glasses] Pando!
[turns out, it's Grizzly who also plays Crowbar Jones's trusty sidekick, Pando; to Crowbar Jones in a nasally high-pitched voice] What? What happened? What'd I do?
[uses his phone] Don't worry, I'll open the metal door with my laser app! Oh, no!
GAGrizzly as Crowbar Jones
What's wrong, Pando? [grunts] Is the laser not working?
Worse! My internet girlfriend just broke up with me. Life is meaningless. [takes a picture of himself]
[about Pando] Is that supposed to be me? I'm not that whiny.
I found a sledgehammer. I'll get us out of here. [the hammer hits Grizzly as Pando] Ouch! My face.
GAGrizzly as Crowbar Jones
Don't worry. I'll break the door! [hits the door] Hyah!
GGrizzly
[holding a sign that says "Pow!"] Pow.
GAGrizzly as Crowbar Jones
[the door is now open] Come on, Pando. We got to save the world before it blows up.
[on the floor whining and unwilling to move] This hurts a lot, but not as much as a broken heart! [Grizzly as Pando begins to cry as Panda becomes really grumpy]
GAGrizzly as Crowbar Jones
Come on, Pando! We got to stop them before they blow up the world.
We will stop them, [heads to the restroom] but I got to go to the bathroom. Don't worry, it won't take too long.
[Grizzly throws January, February and March on to the floor and shows April to the audience.]
[exits the bathroom sighing] Much better. Now let's get those evil doers. Crowbar Jones?
GAGrizzly as Crowbar Jones
[outside the cave, with puffier white hair and puffy beard and in an elderly voice] Oh, Pando. It's been 40 years since I last saw you... [Panda pauses the movie]
Oh, that's it! That is not me! I'll show him. [takes the DVD disc out of the DVD player] Grizz!
[The episode begins at nighttime with a full shot of the Bears' cave. Water can be heard running during the shot until it is turned off. The shot changes to the inside of the cave with the bathroom door to the right of the shot. Grizzly walks out of the shower wrapped in a towel, and with another towel wrapped around his head]
GAGrizzly as Crowbar Jones
[scatting; opens the fridge] Huh, so many choices...
[A silhouette dashes behind Grizzly]
GAGrizzly as Crowbar Jones
[confused] Huh?... Hello?... Anyone there?
[Another bear jumps in the scene wearing a black full-body ninja suit]
GAGrizzly as Robot Ninja
AHA! [Grizzly steps back, startled, and lets out a gasp] Hello, my friend. I've been sent here to destroy you.
GAGrizzly as Crowbar Jones
Oh, then, allow me to introduce myself... HI-YAH!
[Grizzly swiftly rips off his towel, throwing it at the Ninja]
GAGrizzly as Robot Ninja
[takes the towel off of his head and grows shocked expression] It can't be...
GAGrizzly as Crowbar Jones
My name... [rips the towel on his head off, revealing his gray hair and blue bow because he is playing Crowbar Jones] is Crowbar Jones, and I'm the bear that's gonna bring you down.
[The Ninja throws some punches while grunting. Grizzly as Crowbar Jones whips the Ninja with the towel two times. The second hit results with a delayed reaction from the Ninja, eventually falling over and onto his back]
GAGrizzly as Crowbar Jones
Who sent you?!
[Grizzly recording gets reversed a few times, causing Crowbar Jones to repeat that same phrase; episode now set in actual reality]
GGrizzly
[laughs excitingly] This's looking so good! A few tweaks here and there and the world will see my masterpiece!
[Panda walks into the scene]
Hey, Grizz, do you where all the bedsheets went? I-I can't find any of them... Wh- You're making another "Crowbar Jones"? [Grows a stern look] Wait, Pando isn't in this one, right?
GGrizzly
Who, Pando? No no...
[Grizzly and Panda looked surprised as they hear Grizzly as Pando's voice]
[on the Computer in the same nasally high-pitched voice] AAH! No, I love her, even though I know absolutely nothing about her or-- WOO!
[Grizzly as Pando falls over]
GGrizzly
Oooh, that Pando, yeah, he's totally in it.
[annoyed] Ugh, come on, maaan! Why are you always embarrassing me?! UGH! [throws face into paws]
[At the President's office]
PAMr. Penguin as the President
Congratulations, Crowbar Jones. You've done it again! Now the world is a safer place because of you, chip chip Cherio!
GAGrizzly as Crowbar Jones
I'm just doing my job, sir.
[Grizzly as Crowbar Jones blinks his eye]
PAMr. Penguin as the President
Well, a job well done deserves recognition and a medal of awesomeness. [He holds an album] Also your album went platinum while you were saving the world.
GAGrizzly as Crowbar Jones
Ah, stop it. This is too much. I couldn't have done it without my trusty sidekick, Pando.
[as he hold a jar of pickles] Oh, thank you, Mr. Crowbar.
MThe Mailman
Ooh! [to the Deer] Not half bad!
Would either of you like a pickle? [The jar's lid hits Grizzly as Pando] Aah!
GAGrizzly as Crowbar Jones
[laughs] Classic Pando!
[The Rabbits laugh expect Panda]
[off-screen] Aah! Oh, my butt, my face!
[groans] All right, here we go.
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