Lines by Grizzly 2
[The bears take the stage in an attempt to calm down an entire crowd of young children who are wreaking havoc and misbehaving throughout the entire room]
GrizzlyMovies. Why movies, you ask? Why are we here in this dark and kind of smelly room with total strangers? We go to the movies to be a part of something together! Just think of all the memories we've shared, all the times we've spread our imagination wings and allowed ourselves to soar! [a montage of the bears reenacting famous movie scenes is shown] We've opened our arms to new adventures, filled with moments that warmed our hearts, moments that are windows to our past and help us shape our future. We are these characters. We understand all their imperfections. They love like we love. There's no telling what mysteries will unfold, or who we'll meet along the way. But life is never boring when you go to the movies! [montage ends] In conclusion, who needs a telescope to look at the stars when the stars shine brighter... [Ice Bear throws popcorn in the air] at the movies. Now who's ready to watch a movie?!
[all the children were already fallen asleep in their seats and floor, to the bears' surprise]
Grizzly
I really thought I had something there.
Grizzly
Okay, so, what's on your minds, friends? Y'all know you can tell me anything.
[Brenda looks at the pigeons. The Pigeons nod and Brenda holds a piece of paper]
Grizzly
Huh? What's this, now? Aww! More of your friends? [The camera zooms in to the Pigeon Cartel] W-Wait a second, they're trapped? Unbelievable! Ahh! Why does everyone have a thing against pigeons, huh?! [he crosses his arms] I mean, if they only knew you like I do, they'd know how cool you are. [sighs] Is there anything I can do to help?
[Brenda smiles at Grizzly. Three Pigeons pushes the laptop and turn it on]
Grizzly
Huh?
[Brenda types on the keyboards with her feet]
Grizzly
Man, you guys type faster than I do. [The printer is heard off-screen] Huh?
[The printer prints a picture of the map, Brenda picks up the map with her beak]
Grizzly
When did I get a printer? [Brenda gives Grizzly the map] Oh! A map! All right, that settles it. Let's go save your friends!
Scenes with Grizzly 81
[A bear named Grizzly laughs as he watches a live-action video of a bear scratching his back against a tree. He takes a drink from a Diet Soda bottle. As some soda accidentally spills on his desk, he attempts to wipe it off with his arm]
Grizzly
[laughs] Hey Panda! [BURP!!!] Excuse me. Check out this guy! Hey, you gotta see this! Panda?
[Grizzly scoots his chair around the house, in an attempt to find Panda]
Grizzly
Panda? Panda?
[Cut to his little brother, Ice Bear, inside of the fridge]
Grizzly
Hey, have you seen Panda?
[Ice Bear lifts his shoulders, signaling an "I don't know."]
Grizzly
Hm.
[Their brother, Panda is heard in the distance, singing. Cut to Panda in the closet, playing with a guitar game controller]
[singing] Why did you sit on my heart, and hurt me so bad? Lady!
Grizzly
[knocks on the door] Hey Panda, are you in the closet?
Um, no! No, nobody's here!
Grizzly
Why'd you lock the door, little brother?
I just need some alone time.
Grizzly
Is this- are you still bummed your internet girlfriend broke up with you?
Grizzly
Panda!
Grizzly
[He groans] You gotta let that go, man! [Ice Bear swings his axe at the closet door] Cheer up! There are plenty of other girls out there! You're a Panda! You're cute. You're cuddly. You know kung-fu.
But I don't know kung-fu!
Grizzly
Yeah, you know what I mean. [Panda scrolls through some texts on his phone while Grizzly tries to console him. Panda has texted "Hello?" several times to Susan, his ex-girlfriend, until Susan had texted back "It's over."] [muffled] Come on, Panda, let's go do something fun. You can just forget about that online lady friend, that are bad buds all around her, she's just broken inside, okay? Don't be a sucker, Pan-Pan.
Grizzly
I got it! We could take pictures of ourselves with record albums as our faces!
Grizzly
We could shave our names on our backs again!
Grizzly
Ice Cream?
[finally opens the door] Chocolate?
Grizzly
Yup.
Grizzly
Sure.
[throws his axe on the ground] Ice Bear will drive.
[The bears leave the court carrying Panda and throw him into a water fountain]
Grizzly
Good job, bros. I'm proud of you, I saw improvement, and I saw heart, and you can't teach heart. Wait a sec, did we forget something?
Grizzly
THE BACKPACK! My wallet!
Haha. I thought for a second there you said we left our stuff back at the court because my phone is in there and if I lost that I would totally freak out.
[long pause]
Grizzly
We left your phone.
[The bears run back to the court, they look at the bleachers]
Grizzly
Ah! It's gone! Somebody jacked us!
No no no no no no no no NO!!
[A police officer is writing a ticket]
GPGrizzly and Panda
POLICE! POLICE! POLICE!
Whoa, sorry guys. I'm already writing this ticket.
Grizzly
No, no. We were robbed! T-The guy had a knife a-a-and one eye.
They stole my phone, my apps, my soul!
Grizzly
Arrest somebody! Use your gun! Wait, where's your gun?
[A ticket comes out the ticket machine and the police puts it on the car and drives away]
Grizzly
[in the diner] Okay, if I was here, and you guys were here and here, that would mean somebody took the bag... where?
Ice Bear has a conspiracy theory.
Grizzly
Panda, how're the mugshots coming along?
It's a good thing I have a photographic memory. Here's what I got so far. [shows tablemat mugshots of basketball players drawn in manga style]
Grizzly
Hm... they kinda look similar.
Really? But they're so rendered. [a waitress shows up]
WWaitress
So, I just talked to the manager, and he said if you guys want to sit here, you'll have to order more than three ice waters.
Grizzly
Well, maybe you wouldn't say that if we were [shows parking ticket] FBI, lady!! We're doing official business! Step away from the table!
WWaitress
Ugh... [leaves, stops] And stop wasting tablemats! [leaves]
Grizzly
We're losing time. Gotta think... need a clue... maybe someone who was at the scene of the crime. Ah! I know just where to go!
[Ice Bear slushes his ice water drink, shakes it]
Grizzly
More ice water, please!
[That night in the city, a red and white bus drives through the road. The bears appeared in the darkness]
Grizzly
Well, this is the place.
[Grizzly rolls up the paper and uses it as a telescope. He spots two people arguing, a white cat and Player 41 opening the window]
Grizzly
Aah! Evil number!
Where? Do you see our stuff?
Grizzly
Oh, he has our stuff, all right. Let's move!
[The bears walk through the sidewalk and Grizzly grabs a ladder. Panda and Ice Bear follow him and climbed more ladders. An old lady spots the bears and dials her telephone to call the police]
WWoman
911. What's your emergency?
[Player 41 is watching a basketball game on TV]
AAnnouncer
And now Jones inbounds the ball. Shot clock at 18.
Wait, Grizz! What's the plan?
Grizzly
We'll I'm going to go in there and get our stuff back.
What if he's, I don't know, crazy? I mean, what if he works out? He can hurt our faces and stuff.
Ice Bear wants to get moving.
Grizzly
Okay, okay, okay. We'll go in ninja-style, cool?
[Panda and Ice Bear nods]
[serving out breakfast] Ahem. Priyatnogo appetita. ["Bon appetite."]
Grizzly
[gasps in amazement] Ha ha ha! Whoa!
Grizzly
It looks so good, you guys! [grabs Panda's phone and starts filming him with it] We gotta document this!
Grizzly
Okay, chow down, Pan-Pan!
Come on, man, I just want to eat my breakfast.
[He starts eating, sweating nervously as Grizzly zooms in on him and sniggers]
[with his mouth full, spraying chunks] Come on, stop it, dude!
Grizzly
[laughs] Golden! I gotta post this online! [scoffs down his food in about two seconds] To the internet! [races out of the room]
[Panda sighs and keeps eating, while Ice Bear cuts a slab of meat with his axe]
Grizzly
[from another room] It's uploading! ... It's public!
[Panda and Ice Bear head to Grizzly at the laptop]
Grizzly
Hang on, little brother. Just watch. Millions of people are gonna wanna see this.
[Ice Bear presses "Refresh" six times, resulting in a "Dislike"]
GPGrizzly and Panda
Awww.
Grizzly
Why must people hate?
Ice Bear will hunt them down.
[Grizzly is holding a camera. The camera is off]
Grizzly
All right, wait, why isn't anything showing up? Oh, wait, it's not on. [camera is zoomed in too closely on Panda] Ha ha, whoa, hey, too close, yeah! Looking good, bro.
[Panda is wearing a pair of underpants wit ha safety pin and toilet paper rolls on his head]
Why do I have to wear toilet paper on my head?
Grizzly
Action!
Grizzly
Project!
Oh, oh where am I? I am a lost baby.
Grizzly
Look for mom!
Grizzly
Good.
Ma, are you in there? [looks in cereal box]
Grizzly
Here's your bottle! [Ice Bear throws a drinking bottle at Panda] Now try to get up!
It's not my fault I was born round! [Ice Bear throws blanket on Panda]
Grizzly
Goodnight, baby! [to Panda] Alright, quick, take the camera. [Ice Bear turn the camera to Grizzly] Okay, am I in frame? Good. [talks to the camera somewhat loudly] Wow, look at this cute small box! Would it not be cute if I were to sit in it? [he falls on the ground and squishes the box] Did you get that? Okay, switch.
[The camera pans to Ice Bear who dances with a red towel/scarf and falls on the ground]
Grizzly
Perfect!
[Grizzly uploads the video and types...]
Grizzly
"Cu-test vid-e-o e-ver, #righteous, #holla..."
Grizzly
It's public! Alright, step back, let it breathe, guys.
[they step away for a beat; Grizzly runs to the computer]
Grizzly
I'VE GOTTA REFRESH! [slams into the desk and punches the F5 Key] Nothing. Oh. That's cool! That's cool. I mean, it's only been a minute, right? Yeah, you guys can go. Just gonna hang here, wait till we get more frien--I mean, hits.
[An Array of food items is shown. An Arial view of the food truck park is shown. Cut to bears and a very long line]
Grizzly
Aw man, when do we get to eat? This line's taking forever!
Ice Bear's tired of staring at this guy's butt. [Guy over-hears Ice Bear talking, and takes a step forward.]
[to Grizzly] How much longer I may die soon?
Grizzly
From here I would say...15 to 75 minutes? [Grizzly sees a man holding a taco] Woah! Is that the Ramen Taco? Lucky!
[Panda takes a picture of the man with his phone but the flash of the phone disorientates him for a couple of seconds and he walks away. Panda then looks at the picture]
Wow, there it is, I wanna eat my phone now. I told you we should've settled for the mac n' cheese pizza truck.
Grizzly
No Panda! When it comes to food we never settle!
Grizzly
We're good law abiding citizens; we deserve that Ramen Taco! Even 10 of em'.
Goodbye, cruel world. [falls down, making the others fall too]
[inspecting Grizzly's teeth] So it's true what the scientists say - your cavities are atrocious! Would you say that your poor dental hygiene contributes to your surly nature?
Grizzly
I don't know what "surly," means, but I'm gonna pretend it means "radical", so thank you.
Grizzly
[after Chloe left] Well, that was fun. Now time to enjoy our spoils. [sees laptop under honey wasabi gummi bags] Huh? Oh no...
Chloe's laptop! She needs this!
Grizzly
Hmm... Well... now that it's here, [opens laptop] a little peek can't hurt. Here it is, the assignment. Let's fullscreen. Next slide! [shows photo of smeared Ice Bear, smiling Grizzly and Panda with eyes closed] "Large and Needy Beasts of the North"... what?
Ugh, that's a horrible photo. [cue "hygiene" slide]
Grizzly
"Powerful stench"? It's an alluring musk!
Ice Bear smells like clean babies. [cue "social ignorance" slide]
We don't make people uncomfortable! [cue portrait of Grizz with keywords]
Grizzly
[chuckles] Cool, it's me!
Grizz, most of this stuff isn't very nice! [cue "Panda's diet" pie chart] I mean, what?! My diet is more balanced than that! I mean, it's just more lies! [cue "Ice Bear's property damage over time" line graph]
Ice Bear settled that out of court. [cue next slide]
Grizzly
What this? "The bear will do most anything for food." Anything for food? That's just not true! [they pause for a beat, spit out honey wasabi gummi] I don't understand, this is just such a misrepresentation.
Yeah! That's not us at all! [hear a text tone, Panda gets his phone] Look at this.
Grizzly
[reads text] "Left my laptop!" [a new text pops up] "Could you bring it by the college for me tomorrow? :0" Gasping face. Tomorrow... huh.
[Grizz and Panda chuckle at each other sinisterly, Ice Bear smiles cooly]
Grizzly
Oh, I'll bring it by tomorrow! "Yes ;) ;) ;)", winky winky winky. This is our chance, bros, to let the people know who we really are. Chloe won't mind if we make a couple adjustments. Break out the sugary drinks! We have a project to write!
Grizzly
[runs to the edge of a cliff] Aha! We made it!
Wait, what do you mean, we made it? Where are all the picnic tables and benches?
Grizzly
I'm glad ya asked, buddy, 'cause... surprise!! [throws picnic basket away; falls into a forest] We're not having a picnic! And we're completely lost!
Grizz, what the heck, man?! I'm gonna starve! [Ice Bear reveals a food bar under his armpit]
Grizzly
Nope, that's cheating! [takes food bar, throws it away] Away! No more process snacks for us, gang. We'll be livin' off land, just like Mother Nature intended.
Ice Bear will never share again. Due to gravity.
Dude, whatever, I'll just use my phone and— wha?! [notices his phone is a piece of cardboard; nervous laugh] Grizz, where's my phone?
Grizzly
Pan Pan, would you just look around you? Nature provides everything we need. [takes twig off a tree] Like this twig! It has all the nutrients to help us survive. [munches twig] Mmmm, delicious!
C'mon Grizz, this isn't funny. Let's just go back home!
Grizzly
Guys, trust me. This is where we're meant to be! Just breathe in that fresh mountain air, would ya? [breathes in] Achoo!
Ice Bear will not bless you.
Grizzly
Together, we will follow in the footsteps of our primal ancestors! Face every obstacle that stands between us, [Australian accent] and survival! [a flying bald eagle screeches]
I don't think we're getting out of this.
Ice Bear will miss yoga today.
Grizzly
So are we men, or are we bears?
PIPanda and Ice Bear
[deadpan] Bears.
Grizzly
Bears!!
[Grizzly finds his way back to where the other bears were laying]
Grizzly
Phew! So, you guys hanging in there? Guys? Pan Pan? Bros? Sorry if I left you alone! Hello?
[A silhouette of a bear walks across the screen]
Grizzly
Where are you guys? [bumps into the back of Panda] Oh, there you are! I recognize that little tushie anywhere!
[Panda walks out of the bush and growls]
Grizzly
Whoa man, you don't look so hot!
[Ice Bear lunges out of a bush and attacks Grizzly]
[Ice Bear gets attacked by Panda, and the two fight]
Grizzly
You guys, that's enough. Stop fighting!
[Panda and Ice Bear stop, but turn to Grizzly]
Grizzly
Uh... [runs away]
[Grizzly attempts to climb a tree to escape Panda and Ice Bear]
Grizzly
Get away! Get away!
[Ice Bear and Panda follow him. Near the top of the tree, Grizzly notices a sign for a restaurant, Burger Boy]
Grizzly
That's it!
[Grizzly slides down the tree and swims across another lake. Ice Bear and Panda follow]
Grizzly
Brothers! To me!
[The camera cut to campers around a campfire]
CCamper
And right behind her was a monstrous demon bear!
Grizzly
[running across the campers] Excuse me, sorry!
CCamper
Huh, that wasn't so bad.
[Panda and Ice Bear appear, and scare off the campers]
Grizzly
No no no no! Hey! No! [climbs into a car] C'mon, now, guys, be good! Be good! [Ice Bear and Panda rattle the car] Oh! Stop that! Please! This isn't our car! [starts the car] No no no no no! Hey! No! Get off! We're moving!
[The car is moving towards a hill]
Grizzly
No no no no. Guys, guys, please, keep going, we're gonna-
[The car barrels down the hill]
Grizzly
Get off! [notices Burger Boy sign] We're almost there!
[Panda and Ice Bear enter the car]
Grizzly
Hey! No backseat driving!
[The car becomes airborne as Grizzly screams in slow motion while buckling himself, then the car lands, and barrels towards Burger Boy]
You boys are in for a treat. [holds a tray full of fortune cookies] I've really outdone myself.
[Grizzly and Panda eat the fortune cookies]
Grizzly
Mmm. Oh, delicious. Mm.
Grizzly
Make this for us every night.
[Nom-Nom looks at Ice Bear]
Grizzly
Oh, hey, uh, can somebody get me ketchup? I mean, it's great and everything, I just like ketchup.
[Ice Bear opens the fridge and finds one bottle of ketchup. He and Nom-Nom grab the ketchup. Grizzly and Panda watches Ice Bear and Nom-Nom tug over the ketchup bottle until Ice Bear throws Nom-Nom and he gets hit by a wall]
GPGrizzly and Panda
[gasps]
Grizzly
Oh, no!
Grizzly
Poor little guy!
[picks up Nom-Nom] Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. It's okay. Shh. Shh. Shh.
Grizzly
How could you do that? [Ice Bear frowns] How could you hurt anything that cute?
[Grizzly and Panda hug Nom-Nom. Nom-Nom twinks his eye]
Grizzly
[to cinema manager] Sir? We respectfully request your attention!
Theater 9 has become a cesspool of rowdiness!
Ice Bear heard wrappers. Not hip-hop.
Grizzly
We implore you to restore order.
MManager
[sighs deeply] I'm sorry. I can issue you a full refund, but I can't refund the way the world is.
Grizzly
But you're the manager!
If anyone can do something, you can!
MManager
There was once a time when movies were special to people, when people liked it with dignity in this public place. Going to the theater was a loved and time-honored tradition, [holds a frame of himself in his younger days] but that was a long time ago.
[Grizz and Panda shed tears for a pause]
Grizzly
Well... what if we helped? [the manager coughs]
MManager
How could you possibly accomplish such a task?
Grizzly
We'll go into the theaters, we'll shush them with all our might!
Ice Bear will shush unshushable.
And we'll be completely hidden wearing these suits! [takes black garment out of backpack]
Grizzly
Where'd you get those?
They're for our interpretive dance class.
Grizzly
Looks like it'll be tight. Are they one-size-fits-all? [the manager takes a look of the garment]
MManager
They're perfect! These uniforms will strike fear into the hearts of noisemakers everywhere. Finally, once again there is a chance to restore order in the world of cinema. Now go, and make the East Bay Cinema 13 proud!
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