(Tori, Andre, Robbie and Trina are sitting in a semi circle at the table, with a seat left open)
How come none of us ever sit on that side of the table? (they all stare at the empty seat)
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Tori. And, um... Elvis. Get up on the, uh... stage thing.
'Kay...
Sure. (they do)
Alright. What'cha uh, want us to do?
Um...a scene. You both have the same line. "Life is pain." So, you just keep saying that to each other. Over and over. Do it, action.
Life is... pain.
(waves) Life is pain.
It certainly is ding, there's the bell, class dismissed. (walks out the window and falls into the bushes)
Way to go, Tori. You broke Sikowitz!
I did not break Sikowitz. (Sikowitz can be heard moaning) I did not break Sikowitz-- (he moans again) I broke Sikowitz! (he moans a third time as she puts her hand on her head displeased)
(Sikowitz says something in Spanish)
That means "I forgot to wear underwear".
Are you sure? Because I thought... (checks) Yep, it does.
(to the bunny) Wanna watch CSI?
Well, I'm awesome at song lyrics.
RRex
No, he's not. Run! Save yourselves!
Jade's not here yet?
Um, about Jade...
Yeah?
Look, don't take this the wrong way, but I don't know if she's the right girl to sing my song.
Why not?
I dunno, I just...she scares me.
Jade scares you?
She scares everybody.
(Jade bursts into the room with a pair of scissors)
I am gonna kill him! (Andre backs off)
What happened?
Sinjin sat on my new scissors!
Ok, calm down-
I am not gonna calm down! They're bent! They've lost their sciss! (she throws them across the room and they stick to the wall)
(after a pause) You kids have fun.
Where'd you get those standees of Cat?
Well, I just...brought 'em from home.
Why do you have-
I'm a tutor, and I don't like to talk about things I do at my house!
Sorry.
Ok, remember everything we went over?
I think so.
Good. Now if you can do this last exercise in under thirty seconds, you should be able to pass your exam, no prob.
Does Cat know you have these?
No...and don't tell her!
Come on..you were tired, it was almost midnight. You were alone together and you were writing a song..that's an emotional thing! Maybe you just forgot that she's a mean vicious girl with deep psychological problems..
Yeah..maybe I just forgot those things..
See? Not so easy to perform a scene when you have a bucket on your head, is it?
...No.
It's difficult...
Mm.. Yes. Well, class dismissed.
But we still have more time.
We do? How much?
55 minutes.
Oh. Oh. Well, actually I do have something I need to discuss with...some of you. Tori, Cat, Andre, Robbie, Jade, please stay. The rest of you may wander the halls. (everyone leaves except them) Thanks for coming, enjoy your day, I'm here all week. Tip your nurses and clowns. (he shuts the door after they all have left)
Why did you make them leave?
I don't know... they never talk.
Yeah, they just sit there and... (makes a reaction) ...'React'.
So what do you want with us?
Who likes parades?
Antonio Banderas.
RRex
Hillbillies.
No one.
Oh, c'mon, parades are fun.
One time my brother was in a parade, but he was inappropriate, so the parade people called the police, and now he's not allowed to be in parades. (pause) Or be near horses.
Play with the pretty keys.
Kay-kay. (takes the keys and plays with them)
Yay. Cupcake Power. Wooo!
Hey, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat. (Cat stops) YOU'RE KILLING ME!
Give me my keys back. (Cat gives them back) Where's my house key? (Cat moans)
I'll take her to the nurse.
(quietly) I swallowed it.
We'll see it again.
Okay (sigh)
Okay.
Parade float.
Ideas.
What do we have so far?
Let's see... Oh, we have 2: 'A tribute to the fruits of Mexico' and 'Need good Idea for float.'
RRex
What was wrong with my idea?
No one wants to see a parade float called 'The Ladies of North Ridge.'
ARAndré and Robbie
Well...
Come on, guys, be serious. (Trina enters) You wanna look dumb on national tv?
(drops her glass) Who's gonna be on national tv?
We're performing in the Parade Parade.
I'll do it.
Trina...
No, seriously, I'll sing or dance, I can just stand on the float right in front and be the pretty girl. I can totally be the pretty girl.
Alright, let's put it to a vote. All those--
ARAndre, Robbie and Cat
No!
Fine. I don't wanna be in it. I wouldn't be in it if you begged me. (Trina storms out and slams the door, then opens the door after a pause) Just let me be in it?
EEveryone
No!
I don't even wanna be in it. (she runs into Jade on the way out)
Your sister just elbowed me in my lung.
I'll get you some ice.
Sit down!
I'm sorry, did someone invite you here?
Beck told me you guys were appearing on national TV?
So?
And you think you're doing that without me?
You stormed out of Sikowitz's class. (Jade advances towards him threateningly) I feel that Jade should be included.
(Beck and Andre are wearing their pajama costumes)
We don't wanna wear these.
Why don't you guys like your costumes?
(looks down at his costume in disbelief) W-why?
They're candy jammies, they go perfect with our cupcake theme.
Yeah, they do. I think they're rad cool.
(sarcastic) Yeah, they look adorable.
You know, she wants us all to wear them.
(turns to Cat) I will pop your head like a zit.
(holds her hands to her head) Graphic.
RRex
Man, nobody's going to drive though this neighborhood at night.
Hey, Batman would.
RRex
[while his head moves angrily] Do you have Batman's phone number?
No.
RRex
Then how we gonna call Batman?
We're not.
RRex
I know we're not!
What street are we on?
RRex
Yeah, what street?
Let's just say... it ain't Sesame Street. (Oh, wait. That's in New York.)
I love Sesame Street. (starts singing) Sunny--
NO!
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