[Jade and Beck are still fighting like where 'The Worst Couple' episode left off] Oh tell us, oh great Beck who knows everything except how to keep a girlfriend happy.
You hate being happy.
Just tell the story.
Alright.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You pay extra for the sushi and you pay the extra money.
Trina is in. Trina is in. Trina is in. Trina is in.
I guess she auditioned and got in.
But she's talentless.
That's mean... And true, how did she get in?
Here. I got a hoagie in my backpack.
A hoagie? (streches her arms) Oh, I need a hoagie so bad! (Takes the hoagie and eats it)
Wow. You're chewing like it's your job.
I ate feet meat?
(Tori sits down in class wearing an outrageous outfit)
Oh, I'm sorry, were we all supposed to dress stupid today?
(Tori is dressed in one of her outrageous outfits)
Whoa, Tori. (unconvincingly) Cool outfit.
Thanks! Whatcha got there?
It's my sack of Bibble! It's really heavy, so I put it in a wagon.
And you needed to bring all of it to school?
I can't help it! (pause) It's so good.
I can't believe Mason bought you this much!
That's not even the sack he bought me.
What?
I finished that one. I went back and bought two more sacks! (pause) I think I may have a Bibble problem.
Well, it is pretty good stuff -
Don't touch it!!! (she drags away the wagon) My bibble.
Cat, that is a lot of Bibble.
Please don't look at it, it's all for me!
Cat, don't be stingy, just give him a little nibble of Bibble.
NO!!! (jumps on Bibble bag)
Sikowitz, Cat has Bibble!
Cat!
No, it's not mine, I'm holding it for a friend! (Sikowitz takes the Bibble away) But I need it...I mean, my friend needs it!
Cat, here.
What's this?
It's a special gum. If you crave Bibble, just chew some of that, it'll make you feel better. You just unwrap it and chew it–
I know how gum works!
(Jade is in costume backstage when Tori enters)
This isn't right.
Yeah, it is a little tight -
No, not the stupid outfit. This. Me.
I don't -
This is supposed to be your night. This was your big chance, so for me to go out there...
And?
I can't do that to a friend. Or even to you.
(shoving gum in her mouth) Yeah, Tori has a big problem.
Cat, maybe you want to back off on that Bibble gum -
Don't tell me what to do!
Can I just have one handful of Bibble?
OOliver
The answer is no!
But I just -
Cat!
Oh, hey.
Take this. Now Mason wants me to try the blue skirt.
Why doesn't he like this one?
OOliver
I think this skirt is pretty.
Just go get the blue one!
(sighs) C'mon, Oliver.
OOliver
First we had to get the red skirt, now we gotta go get the blue skirt.
Life is hard.
Does anyone have any Bibble?
OOliver
No. You gotta stop chasing that snack.
But it HURTS!!
(at the Platinum Music Awards, in Mason Thornesmith's office)
(enters the room as he closes the door behind him) Hey, I'm here. Sorry.
Where were you?
While I was in the mens' room, I opened one of the stalls, and sitting right there, Bruno Mars. (Cat gasps)
(looking shocked) What?!
So I'm like, "Oh my God, Bruno Mars! You're one of my idols." He says, "Thanks. But I'm on the toilet. Can you shut the door?" So I say, "Sure", and I shut the door. And Bruno Mars says, "I mean, can you leave the stall and then shut the door?" And then I'm all like, "Bro, I know you famous, but can't you just -"
(putting her hand on his shoulder) Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Maybe stop talking.
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