I'll give you this dollar to get to the point.
I couldn't possibly take your money... (takes the dollar from Jade's hands)
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How would you teenagers like to do something for money?
[after a pause] Can we have some details first?
AAndrè
[singing and playing piano] My grandpa has a nose and my grandma has a nose. Everyone you know has a nose, nose, nose.
My grandfather's nose was blown off in the war, so that song is a filthy lie.
[singing] It's fun to run, it's fun to play, it's fun to make things out of clay. It's fun to fill your car with gas, it's fun to break things made of glass.
[Everyone starts staring at Robbie.]
[singing] Broken glass can cut your hand and then you bleed across the land. Ask any-
We're not doing that!
Well, we have to write a song about something.
Okay, let's think. What do four-year old...little kids like?
Um...Cartoons?
AAndrè
Animals?
Being annoying.
[singing and strumming] Broken glass.
AAndrè
[Andrè's cell phone vibrates.] Oh, I gotta take this. Back in a sec. [Leaves into the other room.] Hey, how ya doin'?
Oh, right here. On SplashFace, the top seven most popular kiddie songs are all about food.
So let's write a kiddie song about food.
[singing and playing guitar] Oh, broken glass is not a food, so don't you listen to some dude who says "put cheese on broken glass and make a sand-a-wich out of broken glass."
What is wrong with you?
I like it.
Robbie (sings) How 'bout a song 'bout broken glass? I'll help you write it after class! There is no song that can surpass this song we sing... 'bout broken glass!
(Tori and Andre stare at him)
Harmonica solo!
Hey you gotta help Jade.
With what?
She can't get her boobs in the hamburger.
TSTori's Slap Status
Ok...they're IN the hamburger. Now, it's SHOWTIME!!! (for 4 year olds) :/ Mood: FOODY
HHenry
Sing about dinosaurs!
(cheerfully) No!
Hate this.
Thousand bucks.
Not enough.
I love the Waggafuffels! [sings] Wagga Wagga Wagga Waggafuffels left and right, Wagga Wagga Waggafuffels day and night! Wagga Wagga Wagga-
RRex
Shut up!
[hurt] Rex told me to shut up!
Yes, thank you, Rex.
This is a very nice thing you guys are doing here.
Yeah, yeah. Thousand bucks, right?
Apparently we're the Diddly Bops!
Do another song!
(cheerfully) No!
Happy birthday Henry!
We did this for money. [leaves]
DDevon
[points his finger at Jade] She wrote a bad word!
I write what I feel.
Well, it doesn't mean your life is over.
RRex
It kinda is.
(Jade rips Rex's arm off)
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