Maybe I don't want to know what you were up to.
When have you ever not wanted to know anything?
S3Of Vice and Men
Care to share what you two free-spirited lads were up to? I'll give you a hint: it was squalid.
MMercer
Logan has good reason to keep that to himself. But you shouldn't worry; he's a solid guy. I mean, I'd want him to be my boyfriend, if I swung that way.
Give it time, you just got here.
Look Dad, do what you gotta do, okay? I've seen too much working here to ever be surprised again.
I know you, Veronica. You're not that jaded.
I didn't used to be. I had this one shining example that gave me some faith.
[voiceover] So what would Stan Marsh say in a situation like this? I think we all learned a valuable lesson about faith. You give it to the people you love. But the people who really deserve it are the ones who come through, even when you don't love them enough.
S3Lord of the Pi's
I'm off to steal the souls of the rich with my evil image capturing device.
Have fun.
Why can't you for once just leave things alone?
Okay, now you're starting to piss me off.
[yelling] Frankly, Veronica, so what? You're not invincible, and you're not always right.
Hey! You might want to stop yelling at my daughter.
Yeah? You might want to start.
DODean O'Dell
Look, the sheriff is an idiot. I've met smarter sandwiches.
So, not only did Chip get Kojak'd, someone put a Roman numeral on one of those little plastic Easter eggs, and stuck it in his... where-the-sun-don't-shine place. And you know where that is.
Worst. Easter Egg Hunt. Ever.
Side question: what do you know about Patrice Petrelli?
HHallie
God! What's with all the questions? What's next -- do you wanna know where I buried Jimmy Hoffman?
Dustin's brother?
That's all sweet and great, but it doesn't really work that way. It's not like this is all some new facet of my personality. You know who I am. You know what I do.
And?
And this isn't gonna change. And if you can't accept that, this isn't gonna work.
And you know who I am. And you're constantly expecting me to change. [she looks at him dumbfounded] And even right now as you're thinking, "Crap, he's got a point," you still think you're ultimately right. I love you Veronica. I love you. [after no response] Do you love me?
Yeah.
Then can we try to go a little easier on each other?
Yeah. I think that's a good idea.
[hugs her] So are we okay?
Yeah, we're okay.
S3Spit & Eggs
[Dick moons the women activists' float as they celebrate the fall of the Greek system.]
Great job, Dick. I'm sure you won that debate.
Well, he's a master debater.
Something wrong?
I can't do this anymore, Veronica. [Veronica looks at him in confusion] You know, I've been thinking... this isn't working. And I don't think I quite measure up to the person you want me to be and... I just can't take feeling like a disappointment anymore.
Logan, I don't...
[interrupts her] Wait, let me get this out okay? The other thing... you told me you weren't built to let people help you.
That's not exactly what I said...
It's close. And you know what? I'm not built to stand on the sidelines. [Veronica nods] And I think we have a choice. I think we can take a tough, but survivable amount of pain now...or stay together and deal with unbearable pain later. So I vote for the pain now. [They both start to tear up] But I'm always here... if you need anything. [kisses her on the forehead] But you never need anything.
[Veronica is staring into space.]
Veronica?
I'm fine.
I know. We know. But it's okay if you're not.
I'm fine. Seriously. I just told the two of you because I thought you should know. I'm not looking for a pity party.
That's good, 'cause I always get stuck blowing up the pity balloons.
Howdy, boys. Anyone up for going to a Pi Sig blowout? [Wallace and Piz look unimpressed] Beer and ladies and music...and other stuff guys like, I'm sure? Fast cars, loose slots, electronic gadgetry? Televised sports? Pornography? Nothing? None of this grabs you?
We were already planning on going.
I think everybody at Hearst is gonna be there.
Awesome. Then you can help me out.
Suddenly, it sounds like a lot less fun.
Are you freaking kidding me? The Pi Sig mega apocalypse? Hump the furniture, party back to the stone age, fifty keg bacchanalia?
Sounds like fun, right?
Will they let me in? I think all the glitter has come off my porn star tube top.
Please, Mac.
...Resistance is futile.
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