BDBig Dick
When I'm working, my family doesn't exist. Sound awful?
Mmm, no.
BDBig Dick
It's not. 'Cause when I'm with my family, work doesn't exist.
Yeah, I think my dad has a similar philosophy. Of course, he's a murderer, so...
S2Driver Ed
S2Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang
Sheriff wants to ask you some questions.
My answer was final. I will not go to prom with him.
So, I guess you know why you're here. You want to tell me about it?
Okay. [exhales deeply] I confess. [pounds fist] God, you're good! I have no idea why I'm here. But I'm sure my Dad was interested to know why you hauled his daughter in and subjected her to the crime-busting stare for no apparent reason.
He didn't need to know that you were here. You're eighteen now, kiddo. You're an adult.
Well, that makes one of us. So are you gonna tell me why I'm here, or should I just sit back and enjoy your impression of a mildly-constipated David Caruso?
What can you tell me about your relationship with this man? [slides a folder of photos to her]
Ah, yes. I remember that summer. He was a roadie for Whitesnake. I was singing backup for Boyz II Men. They said it would never work, but -
I'm glad that you find this amusing.
Another thing girls love are Jimmy Choos, Dolce & Gabana, and convertibles that cost more than the gross national product of Sri Lanka
[voiceover] Tailing young Miss Kendall was about as hard as following Malibu Barbie to the beach house.
Careful, Logan. You're exposing your soft underbelly.
My underbelly is rock hard. It can go all night.
I'd love to have underlings and deputies other than my daughter. She's really no good at wrestling the hopped-up meth heads into the back of the car.
S2Green-Eyed Monster
[voiceover] The only way I'd ever make two grand in a week working at the Hut is if they installed a pole.
[to Alicia] You just fulfilled one of the Top 10 male fantasies...Oh yeah, a guy dreams his whole life of a beautiful woman bringing him a sandwich.
The next time I shoot you, it won't be digitally. Unless I hit you in the finger, and then we'll have a big laugh about it.
My Dad spend the night at your place?
Yep.
He do the A.M. doughnut fake-out run?
[pulls out paper bag] Want one?
Yo, Martha. I heard you took a ride downtown behind the 187. So did you flop for the cops or did the local Wapner hook you up with some ankle bling?
You know the deal, cuz. Every time some kitty cries in this town, one-time tries to put a call on me. Speaking of bling, what's up with the hoops? If I rub your head, do I get three wishes?
You rub my head, and you might want to make seeing tomorrow your first wish.
Look, should I be expecting a visit from Lamb? If I know I'm being brought in, I'll put on my good underwear, you know?
You should really do that anyway.
Do you own those clothes, or did you stop by Dirty Co-eds R Us?
See, when you assume, you really just make an ass out of you
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