[voiceover] The only way I'd ever make two grand in a week working at the Hut is if they installed a pole.
“Green-Eyed Monster” · Season 2
In this episode: Veronica Mars (4), Wallace Fennel (3), Keith Mars (2), Weevil Navarro (2)
[to Alicia] You just fulfilled one of the Top 10 male fantasies...Oh yeah, a guy dreams his whole life of a beautiful woman bringing him a sandwich.
The next time I shoot you, it won't be digitally. Unless I hit you in the finger, and then we'll have a big laugh about it.
My Dad spend the night at your place?
Yep.
He do the A.M. doughnut fake-out run?
[pulls out paper bag] Want one?
Yo, Martha. I heard you took a ride downtown behind the 187. So did you flop for the cops or did the local Wapner hook you up with some ankle bling?
You know the deal, cuz. Every time some kitty cries in this town, one-time tries to put a call on me. Speaking of bling, what's up with the hoops? If I rub your head, do I get three wishes?
You rub my head, and you might want to make seeing tomorrow your first wish.
Look, should I be expecting a visit from Lamb? If I know I'm being brought in, I'll put on my good underwear, you know?
You should really do that anyway.
Do you own those clothes, or did you stop by Dirty Co-eds R Us?
See, when you assume, you really just make an ass out of you
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