Pistachio quotes from VeggieTales ... TV Quotes Database

CFConfetti the Fox (Scallion #1)

For a thousand gold coins, here is question number three: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

PPistachio (Junior)

Huh? I don't know that! Nobody knows that!

CConfetti

Then you shouldn't have risked everything.

[Charlie Pincher pulls a lever that sends Pistachio down the rollercoaster, and onto the catapult.]

PPistachio

But... But you said you wouldn't steer me wrong!

CConfetti

No. We said "Why would we steer you wrong?", and the answer is... Five. Gold. Coins.

[Charlie pushes the lever that makes the catapult fling Pistachio into the ocean.]

PPistachio

[screams]

CPConfetti, Purina the Cat (Scallion #2), and Charlie

[laugh]

PPurina

High five!

CConfetti

No hands, numbskull.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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CCarrot

Oh, hey there, cricket!

KKhalil

I am not a cricket! I am a caterpillar!

CCarrot

Silly cricket.

PPistachio

Huh? Cricket!?

KKhalil

I am not a- Pistachio! You are alive!

PPistachio

I'm looking for Gelato!

KKhalil

Me too! That's why I left home by myself in this big, mean caterpillar-eating world!

PPistachio

I don't eat caterpillars.

KKhalil

Good. I hear we are quite tasty.

PPistachio

Who's with the ducklings?

KKhalil

Oh. A good friend is helping me out.

[Madame Blueberry is looking after the ducklings.]

MBMadame Blueberry

No, I'm a blueberry. But I get that all the time.

DDuckling

Quack?

MBMadame Blueberry

No, I never played Monopoly, but I'll give it a go.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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PPistachio

Where's all the food?

GGelato (Larry)

Oh, we've got plenty of food!

DDorito

Hey, guys? We're out of food.

[pause]

EEspresso

WE'RE GONNA DIE!

[Everyone screams and panics.]

KKhalil

WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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