[Cavis (Bob) and Millward (Larry) have accidentally woken up Moyer (Scooter).]
MMoyer
Hey! You there! What do you think you're doin'?!
[Moyer sees that Millward is holding the star's box.]
MMoyer
[gasps] The star! [Millward hides the box behind his back] All right! NOW I'M ANGRY!
It's Moyer the Destroyer!
I'm way ahead of you, Cavis!
MMoyer
Get back here, you chicken-hearted hooligans!
See ya, Moyer the Destroyer!
Cavis, are you okay? You fell down, and then you fell up! Speak to me!
Hey, why didn't I see that before? It leads all the way to that window! Okay, Millward. Start climbing!
What? Why do I have to go first?
Would you rather stay down here with Moyer the Destroyer?
[starts climbing up the ladder] I'm on my way.
MMoyer
Don't even THINK you can get away! You're trapped like a bug in the queen's sticky buns!
[climbing the ladder] Millward, keep climbing!
He's getting close, Cavis!
No! Don't lean back, Millward!
He's gettin' real close, Cavis!
[Millward leans back, tipping the ladder back.]
MMoyer
You're trapped like a dog hanging onto a big, juicy steak that has itself... somehow... become trapped... in some way...
CMCavis and Millward
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
[Cavis and Millward crash out of the window and scream as they fall through the air.]
LPLaundry Person (Scallion #3)
Why does everyone want their laundry picked up at night, all of a sudden?
[After he leaves his laundry cart behind, Cavis and Millward land into it. Then the laundry cart starts rolling down the street.]
You okay? Well, who would have thought we could fall out of the bell tower and live to tell about it?
[They both laugh, as the laundry cart rolls off-screen.]
[off-screen] Are we moving?
[The laundry cart crashes off-screen, screen fades to black.]
[suddenly runs in the church, almost out of breath] Somebody! Anybody! The factory! The chickens! IT'S ALL GONNA BLOW!
We tried to turn off the chickens, but they're too hot. I got out okay, but Cavis is inside! He's trapped!
RGRev. Gilbert (Dad Asparagus)
Someone, call the police!
MMoyer (Scooter)
Call the fire department!