Mordecai quotes from VeggieTales

You know, we both work for the king, but compared to me, you are a g-nat.

It's a "G". Silent. It's "nat".

Are you calling me a g-nat?!

No. Just correctin' your pronunciation.

ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?!

Uh, no?

You get in the wagon! You, bow to me!

Uh, no!

Bow!

No!

BOW!

I bow to no one except my God and my king!

Huh? What's this? [reads the edict] OY! [grabs the edict and runs back to the palace] ESSIE! ESSIE! ESSIE!

Cousin Mordecai? What is it?

Oh, he's done it! He's finally done it!

Who? Done what?

Look! [shows Esther the edict]

What's this?

It's an edict! In just a few days, all of us, our whole family, will be sent to the Island of Perpetual Tickling!

What?! Who... Who did this?

Oh, who do you think? Haman! I told you he hates us! Hates our whole family! And-and now he's done it! He got the King to sign this, and-and we'll all be banished!

Well, hello there! [Mordecai doesn't respond] I guess there's not much to say, eh Mordecai? Seeing how in two days, you'll be waking up in Chuckle City! Ha! Y'know, I just came from dinner with the king and queen, and they invited me over again tomorrow night! Heh, I guess they must like me. Why don't you like me, Mordecai?

Eeesh... [turns away from Haman]

Y'know, it wouldn't be too hard to show me that you like me. Just a little bow, that's all. Is that so hard? Eh, who knows? I'm a very influential guy. I might be able to work something out for you and your family...

[angrily turns to Haman] Arrogance is not fitting for a fool, Haman! Much less is lying fitting for a right hand man! I'll NEVER bow to you!

[drops the cards in shock] HRRRGGG... Oh, yeah?! Well, maybe this "foolish right hand man" can arrange for you to take your trip to Tickle Town TONIGHT!! [storms off]