I told Irene that I love her.
Really? Wow! I'm shocked! I mean I'm happy for you...no, not yet, I'm still shocked.
S4Adventures of Captain Karma
I hate romantic comedies.
Why? Your whole love life is a joke.
We are going to a business mixer tonight.
I don't want to go to a business mixer.
Sorry, I meant 'free booze.'
KKatie
In my yearbook you told me to stay cool...so I did.
S4Make Mine Tea
You said wear black.
I said wear something that blends in.
This does blend, I am the night!
My grandfather used to use an expression which I think might apply here.
What was that?
'Shut up Ashley.'
I don't flirt with women Ashley, I talk to them. Is it my fault it comes out like music?
S4The Love Boat
Would you do me a favor?
Yeah sure, you bend over and I'll pull out the stick.
Why don't you ask Pete?
What if he already has plans?
S4The Icewoman Cometh
I need to talk to you.
Can't you come back when I'm not here?
Today I almost died.
Underachiever.
S4Should I Stay or Should I Go?
Why don't you tell me what the surprise is just to make sure I'm not disappointed.
You know I'm suddenly amazed you were asked out in college.
I had a great time today. I'd never heckled Shakespeare in the park before.
Well you stole the show with, "Get a day job thou bloweth."
RRoger
My insides are something special.
Well sucks for you that you weren't born inside out.
We've got three days, strictly fun, no emotional attatchments. Just think of me as a soldier on a weekend pass.
OK but if you knock me up, you have to take me back to your country.
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