(to Ashley) Have you seen the business section
S4Give Mommy a Kiss
(looking at the paper) Huh, our stock is down a dollar.
Not a dollar! Two dollars! That's twice that! Two times one, that's two! And it's all your fault.
Here Johnny...(hands him two dollars) Here's your two dollars. Your retirement fund is now intact.
You don't understand...(puts the money in his pocket) I sank everything we had into that stock.
Huh, I'm not economist, but that was stupid... Why would you do that?
I wanted to show Sharon that I'm a good provider. I wanted to put a big pile of money infront of her and say 'here, here's a big pile of money i made for you'.
Well, the good news is now she can't take anything from you in the divorce.
No wait. I have a plan, I want you to kill me.
I'd love to, but first why don;t you check the financial channel. The merger went through you doubled your money.
Wait, wait a second. Are you screwing with me?
I was before, and it was fun. But now I'm not. You're a rich man Johnny.
S4The Aftermath
How could you do this to Berg?
If anyone, I thought you would understand.
Well you thought wrong Batman, the boy wonder’s got his cape all in a bunch
Irene, can’t we talk about this later, Commissioner Gordon just sent out the bat signal.
S4A Few Good Firemen
Germ, I demand you retake this picture! ... Can you help me?
No! It's a camera, not the hand of God!
S4Adventures of Captain Karma
Pete if you were anyone else I'd think you were coming on to me.
If you were anyone else maybe I would be.
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