RGRobert Goulet
(on touring, to IRENE): I miss my cats. I have seven, you know.
(excitedly) Really?!!! Wow! Between the two of us, we have almost FIFTY cats!
S3Out with the Old
S3The Wedding Dress
When did my values get so out of wack? I never used to be like this, I wanted simpler things.
Well . . . you have Johnny.
How many years of school have you had?
A year of prep school, four years of college and three of medical school.
And yet you are going to die in a sink.
Look at all the women I'm not going to marry.
(Lifting a detatched arm of a mannequin) This was no boating accident
Quick! Do something!
What?
Throw Pete through the window!
You would look great if you showed up in overalls.
Yes but I want our wedding to be different than your sisters'.
Don't beat yourself up, Ashley will get over you.
Oh I don't know... I'm pretty special.
(wants Berg to get her the dress another woman has) I've seen you talk a woman out of a dress--for once, use your powers for good!
I've always dated smart guys who can't change a lightbulb. Regular people are refreshing.
S3A Rookie Script
I may not be the prize cow at the county fair and I know a lot of you think I'm not worth spit, but I beg to differ. I'll have you know, I'm worth tons of spit.
Did you see that guy hogging the spotlight?
I know, it just sickens me when a sports hero takes time out of his busy schedule to raise money for kids.
Thanks for helping me get this orderly gig. How long do I have to work here before they make me a doctor?
Pete, hey, isn't a beautiful day?
I don't know, why don't you go away and I'll find out.
Everything has to go.
But what if butt ugly comes back into style?
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