TV show quotes
I've known this woman for five months now and Berg thinks he can just waltz right in there and close the deal.
I object! Close the deal? I would like to apologise for his attitude towards women.
Right. This coming from a guy with a VIP card at 'Topless, Topless, Topless'.
They have an excellent wine list.
This is an interesting brush stroke. What do you use?
My naked body.
Really? Because we need our apartment painted.
I have to meet Bernie and Fitz at the gym at nine. We're watching intermediate aerobics.
Come on Berg, just go to the ten o'clock session.
That's advanced aerobics. Any girl with that kind of discipline, totally wrong for me.
Just because Pete brings her pizza doesn't mean he's delivering the sausage.
I never...want to forget you said that.
This girl is a nightmare.
She’s like us…but a chick. You know I’m going to do her the ultimate favor and not date her.
Me too!
She’s completely my type, she has conviction, she’s principled.
Yeah, yeah but under that she’s exactly my type - naked.
Wait what about this? On behalf of all the crocs we just croaked we at the Immaculate Chemical Company would just like to say, “Whoops!”
After you have a drink with us.
I can't drink.
Then why are you in college?
Tell me something. How come none of you guys date Sharon?
She's Sharon.
What's that got to do with anything?
Pete, explain it.
She's Sharon.
These Milli Vanilli guys are awesome. It's like their music sounds so effortless. You know? It's like they're not even singing.
Help me pick a new major, No, I'm serious. I need to make a decision, go ahead pick a major, any major.
Russian Economics.
Phew, glad that's over with.
See, I realised something here tonight. Ashley is the most devious, conniving, double crossing woman I've ever met. We must have children together.
What about this one?
Hooker.
High class or street?
Jerry Springer.
See something you like?
Wow. Where'd you get that line, because you need to give it back.
All they do is study, they're pathetic.
Yeah, yeah I know. I mean that's who I want operating on me, the guy who just wings it.
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