This girl is a nightmare.
She’s like us…but a chick. You know I’m going to do her the ultimate favor and not date her.
Me too!
“Two Guys, a Girl and How They Met” · Season 1
In this episode: Berg (6), Pete (4), Sharon Carter (2), Bill (1)
She’s completely my type, she has conviction, she’s principled.
Yeah, yeah but under that she’s exactly my type - naked.
Wait what about this? On behalf of all the crocs we just croaked we at the Immaculate Chemical Company would just like to say, “Whoops!”
After you have a drink with us.
I can't drink.
Then why are you in college?
Tell me something. How come none of you guys date Sharon?
She's Sharon.
What's that got to do with anything?
Pete, explain it.
She's Sharon.
These Milli Vanilli guys are awesome. It's like their music sounds so effortless. You know? It's like they're not even singing.
Help me pick a new major, No, I'm serious. I need to make a decision, go ahead pick a major, any major.
Russian Economics.
Phew, glad that's over with.
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