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Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place · Season 1

“Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Delivery” quotes from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

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“Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Delivery” · Season 1

In this episode: Berg (4), Pete (2), Sharon Carter (2)

I've known this woman for five months now and Berg thinks he can just waltz right in there and close the deal.

I object! Close the deal? I would like to apologise for his attitude towards women.

Right. This coming from a guy with a VIP card at 'Topless, Topless, Topless'.

They have an excellent wine list.

This is an interesting brush stroke. What do you use?

IIsabella

My naked body.

Really? Because we need our apartment painted.

I have to meet Bernie and Fitz at the gym at nine. We're watching intermediate aerobics.

Come on Berg, just go to the ten o'clock session.

That's advanced aerobics. Any girl with that kind of discipline, totally wrong for me.

Just because Pete brings her pizza doesn't mean he's delivering the sausage.

I never...want to forget you said that.

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