RGRobert Goulet
(to Pete and Berg) Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen...can we just get on with THEIR wedding? I mean, uh, we'll marry you guys later -- when it's legal.
S3El Matrimonio Loco
S4The Bear
All evidence of our misguided tryst must be destroyed
You’re not going to kill me, are you Irene?
Don’t be silly, would I tell you if I was?
Good morning.
Good morning.
You want breakfast?
No thank you.
You want to get the hell out of my bed?
Yes please.
Trust me, I’m more embarrassed about this than you are.
Because of Pete?
Sure. why not.
I came down to change your bandages.
Why, do they need changing?
No I just need cheering up.
Don’t you’ll make me cry.
Are you crying because you are an idiot cause that’s why I’m crying. This place is a dump!
S4Meat
(Entering Johnny's new house.) Wow. It really makes you wonder what it takes to condemn a place.
(To Berg) We're having a surprise housewarming party for Johnny and Sharon.
I don't have the address.
Well, meet me at the party and I'll give it to you there.
S4The Satanic Curses
Guys, look at what we've become. We're supposed to be sending one of our best friends to hell yet all we can do is bicker and backstab each other.
Pete and Marty just broke up.
Get out!
Serious!
No,no! GET OUT!
S4A Germ Runs Through It
(At the hospital) I asked for you, you know.
Lucky me. I feel just like the pretty hooker in a Vegas whorehouse.
If you are about done I could use a break.
How many times have you told Irene that?
I really wish you would stop making jokes about it.
And how many times have you told Irene that?
OK, you've had your fun now get off me.
Boy does that bring back memories.
I can't believe it only took you one hour. It has taken my husband two days.
CCarpenter
I'm sorry, is he disabled?
I take a lot of pride in doing this myself, my great grandfather built the house I grew up in.
Well dig him up, you need help.
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