Alan, Berta and others in “The Soil is Moist”

What's his [Herb's] secret? How does he do it?

Maybe he's got a big trouser monkey.

Have you been listening this whole time?

Wouldn't you?

You think she's right? You-- you think he's just... well-endowed?

Could be. He's about six-four, got big hands... if everything else is proportional, I'm guessing he could ring doorbells with that thing.

You're not helping.

I rarely do.