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S5 E13

Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 13

Cynthia, Jake and others in “The Soil is Moist”

Cynthia

Hi, Jake! Look how big you're getting!

Jake

It's called "puberty".

Charlie

It's called "doughnuts".

Jake

Doughnuts don't make hair.

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