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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 13

Alan and Charlie in “The Soil is Moist”

Alan

Judith said Cynthia wouldn't go out with me, and she was wrong, so, [high-pitched]: ha!

Charlie

Hey, I told you she would go out with you.

Alan

And you were right, sir! I ignore you at my own peril when it comes to women, liquor, and venereal disease.

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