TV QuotesDatabase

S5 E13

Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 13

Charlie and Alan in “The Soil is Moist”

Charlie

Huh. So you're saying Farmer Herb's tilling soil you couldn't even get your hoe into.

Alan

M-- My hoe?

Charlie

Yeah, you know with an "e"? "Hoe"?

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →

Cynthia“Hi, Jake! Look how big you're getting!” Charlie“How do you feel about bushes, Herb?” Alan“Judith said Cynthia wouldn't go out with me...” Alan“What's his secret? How does he do it?”

More Two and a Half Men quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Two and a Half Men pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.