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S5 E13

Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 13

Charlie and Herb in “The Soil is Moist”

[Herb is gardening]

Charlie

How do you feel about bushes, Herb?

Herb

Well... I like a full bush. The way God intended.

Charlie

I like 'em trimmed.

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