Evelyn, Charlie and others in “That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite”

Do you believe your future mother-in-law? Shows up at a four-star restaurant wearing a track suit with the word "juicy" stretched across her half-acre ass.

I can read, Mom.

Can we go back? I forgot my doggie bag.

We can never go back, Jake.

Oh, come on, it's not the end of the world.

Easy for you to say. You're not marrying into The Addams Family.

Oh, like you were a prize. Slipping a prenuptial agreement into my fiancée's menu?

I am just trying to protect you from being wiped out by a vindictive ex-wife who will use your hard-earned money to finance a frivolous life of partying and shopping and unnecessary plastic surgery.

Um, Mom...?

Every one of my surgeries was necessary! And if I had signed a prenup, you would never have gone to music camp, and Alan would have an overbite you could use to open a can of Pennzoil!

I didn't know Mia's last name was Addams.