Mia and Charlie in “That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite”

My dad called today; he wants to take your family out to dinner.

Yeah, well tell him he can have one or the other, but not both!

Come on Charlie, they're gonna have to meet sooner or later.

Ok, but why don't we wait for a real happy occasion?

What's happier than a wedding?

Well, my mother's funeral springs to mind! There'll be music, dancing...my mom'll be in a box!