Alan
I just found my old wedding folder, and guess what was in it.
Charlie
The claim check for your manhood?
Alan
As I was saying, it's all here, everything you could possibly need for your big day, from paper samples for your announcements, to selected verses of romantic poetry well suited for wedding vows.
Charlie
And you wonder why people think you're gay?
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