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S3 E24

Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 24

Berta and Mia in “That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite”

Berta

Well, looks who's here, the Bride of Drunkenstein.

Mia

Look. [Mia shows her engagement ring to Berta]

Berta

Wow, that's quite a rock. You know what we call babes with rings like that in my neighborhood? Stumpy.

[Mia looks at Charlie]

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