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S3 E18

Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 18

Kandi, Alan and others in “The Spit-Covered Cobbler”

Kandi

Alan, should I try it [starting her car] again?

Alan

Uh, no, I'm gonna call Triple-A.

Kandi

Good, no sense drinking over this.

Charlie

You must be so proud.

Alan

Hey, hey, she may not be sophisticated, but she's... street-smart.

Charlie

Sesame Street-smart.

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