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S3 E18

Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 18

Alan and Charlie in “The Spit-Covered Cobbler”

Alan

Do you know how to get a 1981 Plymouth Duster moving?

Charlie

Yeah, yank out the eight-track and push it off a cliff.

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