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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 18

Alan and Charlie in “The Spit-Covered Cobbler”

Alan

Did you know they [the pizzeria he is delivering for] actually have a little machine that shoots the cheese into the crust?

Charlie

Is that so?

Alan

Yep, it's a little high-pressure gun. Can't kill yourself with it, though. I tried.

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