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S3 E18

Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 18

Kandi and Alan in “The Spit-Covered Cobbler”

Kandi

Ouch.

Alan

What?

Kandi

One of my teeth hurts when I brush it.

Alan

When was the last time you saw a dentist?

Kandi

Alan, I see people all the time. They don't always tell you what they do.

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