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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 18

Alan and Kandi in “The Spit-Covered Cobbler”

Alan

I'm all tapped out. All-- all I have left to put on eBay is a, a-- a kidney or a lung.

Kandi

If I were you, I'd sell the kidney 'cause lungs don't grow back.

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