Charlie, Judith and others in “Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded”

Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women. And yes.

Figures. Well, I don't want her [Kandi] around my son.

Oh, oh, oh, really? So, do I get to screen the men that you're dating? And let's not forget, I know about that guy who delivered the truckload of sod.

What about him?

[scoffs] It doesn't take two months to put down a new lawn, Judith.

Sounds like she got laid before the sod did.