Mia and Charlie in “Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded”

The fancy beach house works with a lot of women, doesn't it?

Honestly, it's like a G-spot with two mortgages.

Well, just so you know, I'm nogjt with you for your house or your money.

So it's the car.

Why would I care about your car?

It's an $80,000 Mercedes.

Yeah, so what does it do that other cars don't do?

It costs $80,000!