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S3 E14

Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 14

Alan and Kandi in “Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded”

Alan

Uh, well, Kandi... it's like this: Charlie's with another woman.

Kandi

Don't lie to me, Alan.

Alan

OK, uh... he's in... Africa working as a scrub nurse for Doctors Without Borders.

Kandi

Story of my life!

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