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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 14

Kandi and Jake in “Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded”

[Kandi, dressed as a Catholic schoolgirl, meets Jake and Judith for the first time]

Kandi

You must be Jake.

Jake

Uh-huh.

Kandi [to Judith]: And you must be Jake's grandma.

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