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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 21

Alan, Evelyn and others in “A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On”

[after Evelyn tries to convince Harry's most recent wife to sell her six-bedroom house]

Alan

That woman just lost her husband!

Evelyn

Alan, the man was fifty years old when she was born!

Alan

So?

Evelyn

So she had to see it coming!

Charlie

Wow. Even for you, that is really cold.

Alan

Oh, Mr. Graveside Nookie weighs in. Five minutes ago you were trying to give the widow a sympathetic crotch to cry on.

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